Bonds’ Sexual Performance Ruined By Steroids

On Monday, during his federal perjury trial, Barry Bonds was forced to endure his ex-mistress' testimony concerning the effects steroids had on their sex life. Bonds' former mistress, Kimberly Bell, said that Bonds sexual performance declined in the … [Read on]

And Here’s The Tale Of How A Few Ex-New York Rangers Struck Out With Kim Kardashian

For those of you that believe that Kim Kardashian is a jersey chaser, here’s a story where she actually turns down a few athletes. Well, former athletes. Former athletes that she probably has never heard of.Carmelo Anthony and LaLa Vasquez watched … [Read on]

Advancing To The Final Four Has Its Perks As Kentucky Players Meet Jay-Z After Their Win Over North Carolina

Kentucky players were already on cloud 9 after beating North Carolina in the Elite Eight yesterday. But when Jay-Z made a surprise appearance in the Wildcats’ locker room to congratulate them for making the Final Four, it topped what was already a … [Read on]

Let’s Start The Week With Brad Stevens Admitting That Billy Donovan Out Coached Him

How would you feel if your team just lost in the Elite Eight and the opposing coach tells you that you out coached him? You would feel like that is adding insult to injury. That's probably how Billy Donovan feels right now after losing to Butler. The … [Read on]

The Glory Lines: Final Four Is Set, Tennessee Hires Cuonzo Martin, & Sidney Crosby May Make His Return Soon

It's time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here's some stories from around the 'net that we like and you SHOULD too!Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com.Your VCU/Kansas Commemorative Keepsake … [Read on]

Guess Who’s The Most Popular Player In Baseball?

Derek Jeter is the most popular player in baseball, according to bing people search. Actually, the New York Yankees have the two most popular athletes in the MLB. Alex Rodriguez ranks second behind Jeter in popularity among major league players.It's … [Read on]

Jack Clark Gets A New Job Talking About Those “Poopy In Their Pants” St. Louis Cardinals

Good news Cardinals fans. You will indeed get another season of St. Louis’ critically acclaimed ranter, Jack Clark. Yeah, I know he quit his job (or got fired, same thing) with Fox Sports Midwest because he was tired of those “poopy in their pants” … [Read on]

Don’t Mind Magazine Cover Tiger Woods, He’s Just Enjoying The View

There are so many different ways to go with this one, so I’ll just pass. Because frankly, you see what’s going on here. Well, at least you should.So let’s just let magazine cover Tiger enjoy this in peace. Via @darrenrovell … [Read on]

In Case You’re Wondering, Arizona Diamonbacks Bullpen Catcher Jeff Motuzas Will Eat Anything (Except Poop And Urine)

Before you get your panties in a bunch about how “this isn’t news”, you’re right, it isn’t. Feel better now?No?Well, what if I told you that the Wall Street Journal thinks that Jeff Motuzas’ penchant for eating anything is story worth telling?Still … [Read on]

Emeka Okafor Is Definitely Living Right

There isn’t any real way to explain this shot from Emeka Okafor that sent the Hornets’ game against the Jazz into overtime. But he’s a try:The man barely gets the ball in his hand, flips it toward the basketball, and it goes in. Oh, and from about … [Read on]