Richard Williams Has Finally Gotten Out The Game

Gather round. Time to pour out a little liquor from our pimp cups for the playa Richard Williams. You all remember Richard Williams, right? Venus and Serena Williams’ dad. Richard Williams, who had a little tenderoni that is 37 years younger than … [Read on]

Questionable Poses: Tom Brady’s New Onytail

It’s bad enough that the man has a blonde sheep dog on his head. Now, he’s attempting to tie that sheep dog into a ponytail. Which leaves him with an “onytail” instead of a ponytail.There’s many more angles of Brady’s sheepdog onytail ahead, if you … [Read on]

I Guess We Should Attempt To Narrow Down Which Miami Heat Players Cried Yesterday

By now, you’ve all heard or read about Erik Spoelstra outing some of his players for crying after yesterday’s loss to the Bulls. But he stopped short of actually spilling the beans about who those players actually are. So, we feel it’s our job to … [Read on]

Former Tennessee Coach Chuck Smith Isn’t Exactly Happy That He Was Told To Resign

There are some people who get asked to resign and they do it without fight. Well former defensive line coach Chuck Smith doesn't believe in leaving quietly and is letting his voice be heard. On Friday, Smith called an impromptu press conference to … [Read on]

Let’s Start The Week With Bob Knight Saying Chickensh*t On National Television

While you were busy doing what you did on Saturday morning, ESPN's attempted to make their non-college football version of College Gameday a little more watchable. Well, ESPN didn't really, their no nonsense college basketball analyst Bob Knight … [Read on]

The Glory Lines: Heat Players Cried After Loss To The Bulls, Nick Fairley’s Draft Status Is Dropping, & Chris Paul Carted Off On Stretcher

It's time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here's some stories from around the 'net that we like and you SHOULD too!Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at Sentence Tells You All You Need To Know … [Read on]

Minor League Hockey Team Set To Have A Charlie Sheen Night

Everyone knows that minor League baseball is the breeding ground for crazy promotional games. But since the baseball season isn’t underway just yet, there’s a void for Charlie Sheen promotional games. Enter the Bakersfield Condors.The Condors … [Read on]

And Here’s A Hockey Fight That Is Promptly Ended With Two Punches

In a Central Hockey League game between Allen’s Americans (yeah, I know) and Bossier-Shreveport Mudbugs (hey, I didn’t name them), Judd Blackwater of the Americans decided to fight Jim Jorgensen of the Mudbugs. The process of participating in this … [Read on]

Fennville Basketball Player Wes Leonard Dies Hours After Hitting Game Winning Shot

Sad story coming from Fennville, Michigan. High school junior Wes Leonard hit a game winning layup to send his team to a perfect 20-0 season. The celebration quickly turned to sorrow when Leonard collapsed on the court and later died.A moment of … [Read on]

NFL Decides That Original Deal Offered To Relocated Super Bowl Fans Is Too Fair, So They’re No Longer Honoring It

The last thing the NFL needs while just trying to keep its doors open for another season is a possible PR nightmare. Knowing that this is the case, what do they do? Create a possible PR nightmare for themselves.The story of the group of fans that … [Read on]