If You So Much As Breathe In A NBA Game Next Season, You’re Getting A Tech

You enjoy the NBA because of the players and the great games. The NBA believes that you enjoy the NBA because of the many ridiculous technical fouls that are given out each year.So in keeping with that belief, the NBA has decided to expand its … [Read on]

UFL Turns To Creepy Ads To Convince You To “Get Closer To The Action”

It’s no secret that the UFL is facing an uphill battle when it comes to getting people to care about their league. I’ll just out on a limb and say that these ads won’t help at all.And If this ad with shirtless dude blended into a white board hasn’t … [Read on]

Jack Clark Decides That He’s Done Discussing Those “Poopy In Their Pants” St. Louis Cardinals

St. Louis’ favorite ranter has decided to sit the rest of the season out. Not because of the backlash stemming from his criticisms of the St. Louis Cardinals, but because he suddenly he has better things to do.[Jack] Clark had been scheduled to … [Read on]

Don Nelson Out As Warriors Head Coach

After 31 seasons and 1,335 wins as a NBA coach, Don Nelson was fired by the Golden State Warriors on Thursday.The new owners, Joe Lacub and Peter Guber, according to reports, will replace the 70-year-old Nelson with assistant Keith Smart.The Warriors … [Read on]

The Glory Lines: Danica Patrick Signs Some Man Boobs, Capitals And Penguins To Be Featured On HBO’sNHL 24/7, Braylon Edwards Could Face Jail Time In Ohio, & David Wells Calls Joe Torre A Coward

It's time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here's some stories from around the 'net that we like and you SHOULD too!Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com.Danica Patrick Autographs Some Boobs … [Read on]

Your College Football Previewrooski: Week 4

Last week turned out to be a good week as many games went down to the wire. Plenty of big games this week so let's get to the picks.Record: 53-10Game Of The Week#1 Alabama Crimson Tide VS #10 Arkansas RazorbacksOn what looks like a jam-packed … [Read on]

All 11 Defenders Had A Chance To Stop This Game Winning Touchdown, But They Didn’t

The premise of this video is simple. A high school quarterback is scrambling for his life. All 11 defenders on the other team have a shot to bring him down. They all fail to bring him down and consequently, they lose the game. If you need … [Read on]

Dwight Howard Prefers Kevin Durant Over LeBron James

Dwight Howard was on the Dan Patrick show yesterday and he discussed a myriad of topics. Most interesting was the “who would you rather have” question that finds its way on radio shows. The question usually involves Kobe Bryant and LeBron James, … [Read on]

Here’s Some Meaningless Information From A Meaningless Story About Nick Saban’s ESPN Commercial

Guess I won’t waste too much of your time with this. But if a newspaper deems this as information that the public should know, who are we to argue? The story comes from the outtakes of Nick Saban’s ESPN commercial where he proclaims that having … [Read on]

And Here’s Another Headline About Mike Vick That Incorporates “Dog”

Today’s “Most Clever Headline In The World” goes to Mr. Gregg Doyle. Doyle’s play on words in this headline is one that the world should commend him for. Let’s take a moment just to take in exactly what Doyle did here.He wanted to drive the point … [Read on]