The Glory Lines 8/28/09

It's time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here's some stories from around the 'net that we like and you SHOULD too!Mural of Michael Vick Depicts Him Choking a Puppy Wearing a Cowboys Jersey (The 700 Level)Top 10 Reasons Why I'm Looking … [Read on]

Questionable Poses: Rick Pitino In all white

Rick Pitino- The embattled Louisville head basketball coach has recently been forced to endure ridicule in public for, let's just say, an embarrassing sexual encounter that occurred in 2003. Having sex with any woman, other than your wife, especially … [Read on]

Shaq In A Pink Speedo Means We All Lost

On a recent episode of his reality show, "Shaq Vs", Shaquille O'Neal made a bet with Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh that if he loses in a game of beach volleyball, he will walk two miles in a pink Speedo. Well, he lost. And as a result, we all … [Read on]

Billy Gillispie Arrested For DUI

Billy Gillispie's post-Kentucky era isn't going to well. He hasn't secured another gig, he's in the midst of trying to get paid from Kentucky, and now he's been popped for DUI.Former University of Kentucky basketball coach Billy Gillispie is lodged … [Read on]

The Glory Lines 8/27/09

It's time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here's some stories from around the 'net that we like and you SHOULD too!Colt McCoy For Heisman-quitur!!!* (Major League Jerk)New e-mails from Roethsliberger accuser are the most damaging yet … [Read on]

Gas Up The Wagon Honey, It’s "What Would Tim Tebow Do" Night Down At The Ballpark

I don't currently reside in Florida, but having grown up there, I know first hand how fanatical the sports fans can be. Especially Gator fans. So it doesn't surprise me one bit that a minor league baseball team in Fort Myers is holding a "What … [Read on]

Who You Need To Be Draftin': Running Backs

With many fantasy football drafts taking place in the next week or so, we're gonna go out of our way to help you improve on that last place finish of yester-year. If you're looking for analytical statistics to help you draft, you're in the wrong … [Read on]

FIU wants Isiah Thomas’ First Loss To Be Against Ohio State Not North Carolina

The college basketball season is months away but Florida International University is ahead of the game when it comes to softening the blow of their first loss. FIU was slated to face Ohio State in the opening round of the Coaches vs. Cancer … [Read on]

Mark Sanchez Named Jets Starting QB

New York Jets' rookie and questionable poser, Mark Sanchez has been named the starting quarterback for the New York Jets.The Jets have seen enough of rookie Mark Sanchez and Kellen Clemens to determine a starter — and their choice is Sanchez, … [Read on]

No more Santana; Mets’ ace out for season

As if the New York Mets season hasn't been bad enough, they are once again firmly in shadow of the Yankees, 4th in the NL East and now they have lost their ace for the remainder of the season.The $137.5M man, Johan Santana, will have season ending … [Read on]