Let’s Start The Day With A Minor League Baseball Play By Play Guy Quitting On Air

The voice that you’re about to hear is of now former Lake County Fielder’s play by play guy, Qumar Zaman. This is Zaman’s last day behind the microphone for the Fielders and he wants you to know exactly why today is last day. And after you know … [Read on]

Report: Tiger Woods’ Money Is Looking Funny

[text-box] It's no secret that Woods, once king of the sports world, has suffered financially since his fall from grace. His endorsement list shrank and his marriage ended in a divorce settlement reportedly worth $100 million. But now he may actually … [Read on]

In Today’s Least Surprising News, Eddy Curry Is Still Overweight

Once upon a time, Eddy Curry actually got playing time on a NBA team. These days Curry has been spending his time trying to lose weight and making promises that he will lose weight. And of course, he’s failed miserably at both of these … [Read on]

Let’s Start The Day With A Man In A Wedding Dress Running Onto The Field At A Braves Game

If you hadn’t noticed, we took last week off. But today starts a new week, thus ending our little vacation from this great center of excellence. And I can’t think of a better way to kick off the week than watching a dude dressed in a wedding dress … [Read on]

Shaq signs deal with TNT

[text-box] After 19 seasons in the NBA, Shaquille O'Neal retired as a pro basketball player last month. It's been reported that Shaq has already signed a deal to begin his post-NBA career. Turner Sports has hired O'Neal to join Kenny Smith, Charles … [Read on]

Let’s Let Curt Schilling Try To Rile Us Up About Steroid Use

[text-box] “There’s a lot of good young pitchers in the game right now, but far fewer players are cheating,” Schilling said during an interview with the station. “One of the bigger reasons they all did (steroids) was it allowed them to be April fresh … [Read on]

Subject Of Michael Jordan’s High School Love Letter To Take Legal Action Over Michael Jordan’s High School Love Letter

We all took great enjoyment in discovering how a teenaged Michael Jordan courted a young lady named Laquetta Robinson through a love letter. I mean, it was teenage love. And it was Michael Jordan in the middle of Advanced Chemistry class pouring out … [Read on]

And Just Like That, Roy Williams Has Gotten His Engagement Ring Back From Brooke Daniels

[text-box]Yesterday we clowned Roy Williams for mailing an engagement ring to ex Brooke Daniels then suing her to get it back. And today, we clown Roy Williams because it’s so easy to clown Roy Williams even though he finally got his ring … [Read on]

Let’s Start The Day With A High School Football Brawl

While those professional guys are busy arguing over who will make the most money, high school kids are busy getting ready for the season ahead. And for Woodlawn High and Plaquemine High in Baton Rouge, getting ready means fighting each other during … [Read on]

Meanwhile At The University Of Tennessee, Vols Players Are Rubbing Baby Oil On One Another

It’s that time of year again. The time of year when college coaches instruct their players to go shirtless for photos and video shoots. And this year, Tennessee coach Derek Dooley has decided to up the ante and bring baby oil into the mix. And … [Read on]