Someone Must’ve Forgotten To Tell Tiger Woods That It Was Ok For Him To Bring A Date To The Ryder Cup

Pavin and the boys didn’t have to do Tiger like this. They could’ve told him that everyone was bringing a date for the Ryder Cup. And I don’t want to hear, “Tiger wouldn’t have brought anyone.”. That’s complete bs. The man is a divorced man, who … [Read on]

Let’s Watch Serial Nut Grabber Shaun Smith Show Anthony Davis What A Serial Nut Grabber Does

Kansas City Chiefs defensive end Shaun Smith has been now accused of “illegal touching” twice in a two week span. Last week Cleveland Browns center Alex Mack brought Smith’s love of grabbing another man’s balls to everyone’s attention, and now the … [Read on]

What We Learned: College Football’s Week 4

Week 4 is in the books. Let’s see what we learned.Texas was overrated from the beginning. Texas came into the UCLA game with the top rushing defense and got ran through for 264 yards at home. Garrett Gilbert didn't look impressive and their … [Read on]

The Glory Lines: Marlins Rookie Hazing, Derrick Rose Thinks He Can Be MVP, & Minnesota Gophers Will Target Tony Dungy If They Make A Coaching Change

It's time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here's some stories from around the 'net that we like and you SHOULD too!Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com.Marlins Rookies Getting Hazed is … [Read on]

Your NFL Power Rankings: Week 2

Week 2 is in the books, so here are your NFL Power Rankings.1. Green Bay Packers (2-0) – Through two games it’s the Pack and not the Saints that look like the most COMPLETE team in the league.2. New Orleans Saints (2-0) – The champs’ … [Read on]

If You So Much As Breathe In A NBA Game Next Season, You’re Getting A Tech

You enjoy the NBA because of the players and the great games. The NBA believes that you enjoy the NBA because of the many ridiculous technical fouls that are given out each year.So in keeping with that belief, the NBA has decided to expand its … [Read on]

UFL Turns To Creepy Ads To Convince You To “Get Closer To The Action”

It’s no secret that the UFL is facing an uphill battle when it comes to getting people to care about their league. I’ll just out on a limb and say that these ads won’t help at all.And If this ad with shirtless dude blended into a white board hasn’t … [Read on]

Jack Clark Decides That He’s Done Discussing Those “Poopy In Their Pants” St. Louis Cardinals

St. Louis’ favorite ranter has decided to sit the rest of the season out. Not because of the backlash stemming from his criticisms of the St. Louis Cardinals, but because he suddenly he has better things to do.[Jack] Clark had been scheduled to … [Read on]

Don Nelson Out As Warriors Head Coach

After 31 seasons and 1,335 wins as a NBA coach, Don Nelson was fired by the Golden State Warriors on Thursday.The new owners, Joe Lacub and Peter Guber, according to reports, will replace the 70-year-old Nelson with assistant Keith Smart.The Warriors … [Read on]

The Glory Lines: Danica Patrick Signs Some Man Boobs, Capitals And Penguins To Be Featured On HBO’sNHL 24/7, Braylon Edwards Could Face Jail Time In Ohio, & David Wells Calls Joe Torre A Coward

It's time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here's some stories from around the 'net that we like and you SHOULD too!Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com.Danica Patrick Autographs Some Boobs … [Read on]