Mickey Mantle. Nude. On A Prison Website.

That title right there has to be the weirdest title that has ever been written here at No Guts. But somehow, it’s true. Well, that’s according to a Sam Wagner who runs a website called “HotPrisonPals.com”. And since I just had to type, … [Read on]

Let’s Start The Week With The Story Of The Colts Fan Questioned By Police For Damages To A Jacksonville Hotel

We all know that NFL fans take their team's games serious, but this is on a different level. The manager of the Homewood Suites and Hilton Garden Inn in Jacksonville claims that he has an estimated $1 million in damages that was caused by a drunk and … [Read on]

The Glory Lines: Brooks Conrad’s Awful Night, Jenn Sterger Contacted By The NFL, & Pacman Jones Arrested In A Case Of Mistaken Identity

It's time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here's some stories from around the 'net that we like and you SHOULD too!Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com.Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to wander … [Read on]

Looks Like Glen Coffee Traded His 49ers Uniform For A Prison Uniform

A couple months, Glen Coffee abruptly retired from the NFL he came to the “conclusion that God had another plan for him other than football.” I’ll go out on a limb and say that I’m sure God’s plan didn’t involve him getting arrested for carrying a … [Read on]

If Knicks Fans Are Looking For Someone To Blame For The Isiah Thomas Nightmare That Almost Happened, David Stern Is Your Guy

I’m not sure if David Stern gave the go ahead for the Knicks to rehire Isiah Thomas because he and Zeke are good friends or because he secretly hates the Knicks. But whatever the reason, he did. So while Knicks fans were stuck wondering how this … [Read on]

Florida Governor Charlie Crist Takes His Place In The Pantheon Of Worst Ceremonial First Pitches

Charlie Crist is locked in a tight battle with two other competitors in a Senate race in Florida. And while that’s important and all, we here at No Guts like to focus on the really important issues. Which is, can we really elect a man that can’t … [Read on]

The Glory Lines: Voicemails And Pictures Allegedly Sent To Jenn Sterger By Brett Favre, Ben Roethlisberger Contemplated Retirement, & Tim Lincecum Shuts Down The Braves

It's time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here's some stories from around the 'net that we like and you SHOULD too!Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com.New York Knicks fan gets a tattoo of 'The … [Read on]

Giants Leave Big $ Zito Off Roster

The San Francisco Giants have left pitcher Barry Zito off of their 25-man playoff roster.Zito was once considered one of the best pitchers in the majors while with the Oakland A's, but has a record of 40-57 since joining the Giants in 2007.The 2002 … [Read on]

Your College Football Previewrooski: Week 6

The top two games of this past week didn't live up to the hype because Alabama and Oregon blew their games open. As weeks get deeper into conference play, the more important it is to get a win.Record: 84-15Game Of The Week#17 Michigan State Spartans … [Read on]

Duke Co-ed Ranks Suitors Sexual Prowess in Powerpoint

Recent Duke University graduate, Karen Owen, brunette on left, wrote an amazing senior thesis in May. The title, 'An Education beyond the Classroom: Excelling in the Realm of Horizontal Academics.'No, she is not referring to the art of studying while … [Read on]