The Way Sports SHOULD Be Reported
Greg Moody of CBS4 in Denver thought that he would just use the streets of Denver as the backdrop for his reporter for the Rockies’ home opener against the Giants.
Instead, his backdrop became a revealing ad on a truck that decided to stop right behind him.
The Miami Marlins have announced that manager Ozzie Guillen has been suspended for five games effective immediately for his controversial remarks regarding Fidel Castro.
Earlier this week told you about the “several thousand” tickets that were still remaining for Opening Day. Well, Opening Day is here and apparently there is still a sizable amount of tickets left to be sold.
With the fear and embarrassment of not being able to sellout their Opening Day game for the first time since 1997, the Mets have gotten desperate. So desperate that they’re offering a free ticket for Saturday’s or Sunday’s game for every ticket that you buy for today’s game.
Here we are three days until the Mets’ Opening Day game against the Braves and the Mets have yet to sellout the game. And we’re not talking a couple hundred tickets or even a thousand tickets.
Oh no. We’re talking “several thousand” tickets.
But have no fear. In typical Mets fashion, they believe that they have a chance to sell those remaining “several thousand” tickets just in time for Thursday’s game.
Which definitely doesn’t make a bit of sense to us.
Yes, that is Marlins outfielder Logan Morrison pictured above.
And yes, he’s dressed as a mermaid on the cover of the Miami New Times. And though, that picture is weird enough in itself, the outtakes are even weirder.
Trust us.
No need to set the scene for this one.
Dan Patrick sets it up nicely and Dodgers manager Don Mattingly knocks it out the park.
If you had today marked on your calendar as the date that Curt Schilling would bring negative light to the Red Sox, you were right!
And if you had today marked on your calendar as the date that we would hear that Red Sox players are beginning to hate new manager Bobby Valentine, you were also right!
Well, if you want to really believe what Schilling had to say in an interview with WEEI.
We can all agree that the t-shirt pictured above has to be one of the best Jim Leyland t-shirts we’ve ever seen. Not that we’ve seen many Jim Leyland t-shirts, but we’ll go out on a limb and say you just can’t get much better than that.
But unfortunately, the Detroit Tigers don’t want you to be able to purchase one of the best Jim Leyland t-shirts we’ve ever seen. The Tigers have taken legal action against a bar called “The Dirty Trick” who’s selling the y-shirts for $22. Their beef with t-shirt has to do with the Old English D logo on Leyland’s hat and the image that a photo of Jim Leyland smoking portrays.
Full Disclosure: We don’t watch Eastbound & Down and we’ve never seen this Kenny Powers character that everyone talks about in action. He seems like an enjoyable character, but we just haven’t gotten into it.
But enough of that. Let’s get to Marlins’ pitcher Heath Bell’s affinity for Kenny Powers. An affinity so strong that he actually thinks he’s Kenny Powers. And if it weren’t for his wife, he would so grow a mullet just like Kenny’s.
Women. Always ruining the fun.
