It Sure Didn’t Take Long For The Source That Says That Mack Brown May Get ‘Bobby Bowden’d’ To Appear

I knew there was a chance that this would happen. You knew that there was a chance that this would happen. But we both didn’t expect it to happen. Maybe we were just naïve. But somehow, some way, the “source” that says Texas may ask Mack Brown to retire at the end of the season […]

Jerry Jones Hit With The Mother Of All Sexual Assault Lawsuits

Dallas Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones may be in a little hot water stemming from a drunken night on the town. According to a lawsuit filed (PDF) by Patricia Gavin, when Jones wasn’t bad mouthing Tim Tebow and Bill Parcells, he was busy sexually assaulting her. But according to Gavin, this wasn’t just your run of […]

Shaun Smith’s Hobby Of Grabbing Another Man’s Nuts Has Cost Him $10,000

We all sat and watched in horror as Shaun Smith morphed into a serial nut grabber right before our eyes. But we weren’t the only ones watching. The NFL also watched Smith do things to Anthony Davis’ nuts that another man just shouldn’t do. So in response, the NFL has decided to fine Smith $10,000. […]

And Here’s How A Few Texans Fans Prepared For Their Tilt With The Cowboys

Tailgating is such a random experience. On one day, you can get treated to some great cuisine. On another, you can get completely tore up to the floor up. And on yet another day you can watch someone get dropped.

A Good ‘Ol Pistol Whip Should Do The Trick

Jacksonville Jaguars 30-year-old receiver Kassim Osgood will probably never date a cheerleader again. Osgood was visiting 19-year-old Jaguar cheerleader Mackenzie Rae Putnal earlier this week when her ex-boyfriend crashed the party and pistol-whipped them both. Osgood managed to escape by jumping from a second story window while his female friend jumped from a balcony. Julian […]

Yeah, That Phone Number On That Box Of Ochocino’s Was Actually A Phone Sex Line

Ok, let’s do a hypothetical. You and the kids wake up to a bowl of Chad Ochocinco’s new cereal called “Ochocinco’s”. While you’re eating you notice a phone number on the box that is supposed to lead you to representatives for the “Feed The Children” charitable organization. You’re a charitable guy so you call the […]

Nick Collins’ Altercation With A Fan Now In Video Form

Earlier this morning, we linked to a story about the NFL investigating an incident between Green Bay Packers safety Nick Collins and a fan that stems from the fan allegedly yelling a racial slur at Collins. We now have video of the incident:

Let’s Watch Serial Nut Grabber Shaun Smith Show Anthony Davis What A Serial Nut Grabber Does

Kansas City Chiefs defensive end Shaun Smith has been now accused of “illegal touching” twice in a two week span. Last week Cleveland Browns center Alex Mack brought Smith’s love of grabbing another man’s balls to everyone’s attention, and now the 49ers’ Anthony Davis has cosigned. But unlike Mack’s claim, Davis doesn’t have to rely […]

Your NFL Power Rankings: Week 2

Week 2 is in the books, so here are your NFL Power Rankings. 1. Green Bay Packers (2-0) – Through two games it’s the Pack and not the Saints that look like the most COMPLETE team in the league. 2. New Orleans Saints (2-0) – The champs’ offense sure doesn’t look the same as last […]

And Here’s Another Headline About Mike Vick That Incorporates “Dog”

Today’s “Most Clever Headline In The World” goes to Mr. Gregg Doyle. Doyle’s play on words in this headline is one that the world should commend him for. Let’s take a moment just to take in exactly what Doyle did here. He wanted to drive the point home that we shouldn’t be so quick to […]