Shanahan to Haynesworth: We’ll see ya next year, Maybe

The Albert Haynesworth saga continues as the All-Pro nose tackle was suspended for the remainder of the season on Tuesday for “conduct detrimental to the team.” Redskins head coach, Mike Shanahan, has been a man of obscurity since taking over the team in the spring. Along with benching QB Donovan McNabb, he has had a […]

Let’s All Watch As Donald Trump’s Hairpiece Almost Flies Away At Gillette Stadium

Since last night’s game wasn’t worth your time, I’ll attempt to give you a moment that is certainly worth it. The moment had nothing to do with anyone on the field and everything to do with a certain someone in a sky box. That person is Donald Trump. Yes “hand written letter on a newspaper”, […]

The New Orleans Saints Haven’t Exactly Clinched A Playoff Spot, But You Can Still Buy Playoff Tickets

Despite not even leading their own division and being locked in a very tight 7 team race for 5 spots, the New Orleans Saints have now put playoff seats on sale. But you better act fast, because you never know if your chance to secure tickets will be snatched from you. Fans who own Saints […]

Magic Johnson Would Beat Derek Anderson’s Butt (And/Or Killed Him) For Smiling On The Sideline

Magic Johnson seems like a normal guy, even keel guy. But for some reason he decided to reveal a more psychotic side when he stopped by “Jimmy Kimmel Live”. Kimmel did what everyone else has been doing and asks Johnson what his reaction was to seeing Derek Anderson smiling on the sideline while his Cardinals […]

Here’s A Story Involving Joakim Noah, John Elway, And A Steam Room

There’s no better way to start off your day than reading a rather awkward tale about two grown men in a steam room together, right? No? Well, that’s how you’re starting your day today. Joakim Noah, take it away. Joakim Noah and John Elway in a steam room together? “Kind of awkward,” said the Bulls […]

Make No Mistake, Nothing Is Funny To Derek Anderson

Despite being caught on camera laughing with teammate, Duece Lutui late in the Cardinals 26-7 loss to the 49ers, Derek Anderson wasn’t at all happy when Arizona Republic’s Kent Somer questioned him about why the two were laughing. So in turn, Anderson went into a mild meltdown where he emphatically stated that nothing, and he […]

Wade Phillips Can Sleep At Night Knowing That He Had The Same Winning Percentage As Tom Landry

After being fired from a job, most people take some time a think about what they could’ve done better. What they could’ve done to actually keep their job. Former Dallas Cowboys coach, Wade Phillips is apparently not most people. Phillips bit the dust a couple of weeks ago and after taking a little time off […]

Vikings Show Brad Childress The Door

I guess that contract extension didn’t mean much after all. EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. (AP) — The Minnesota Vikings have fired head coach Brad Childress. The team announced the decision Monday morning. Defensive coordinator Leslie Frazier will serve as interim head coach for the remainder of the season. Vikings fire Childress after falling to 3-7 (AP)

McNabb’s new $78M/5-year deal Has A Major Clause

Before the Washington Redskins were massacred at the hands of the Philadelphia Eagles 59-28 on Monday night, Donovan McNabb and the Redskins agreed to a 5-year/78M deal, $40M guaranteed. Surprising right. Just two weeks ago, McNabb was benched in the fourth quarter and replaced by Rex Grossman in the 25-37 loss to the Lions on […]

Steelers Cut Kicker Jeff Reed

Things that can get a kicker canned in Pittsburgh: 1) Miss field goals and then blame the turf. 2) Criticize the locals because of their criticisms of you missing field goals. Jeff Reed did them both, and now he has been canned. The Steelers have cut kicker Jeff Reed and signed Shaun Suisham.Reed had been […]