Ex-Football Players Peddling Hopes Of Weight Loss Through Chocolaty Goodness

The two manly men in the photo are ex-NFLers, Fred Smerlas and Steve DeOssie. In case you’re enamored with that Bernie Lomax mustache and was wondering which is which, Smerlas is Lomax and DeOssie is the other guy by default. Now that we’ve gotten the introductions out of the way, let’s get into Smerlas’ and […]

Stallworth gets real sentence from Goodell

After receiving a slap on the wrist from the judicial system, Browns WR Donte’ Stallworth was has been suspended indefinitely, without pay, by the NFL. Commissioner Roger Goodell has been firm since becoming the top official of the NFL, but also fair. He has not been reticent to dole out suspensions and fines for inappropriate […]

Even While In Prison, Maurice Clarett Is Fielding Offers From NFL Teams

Well, that’s what Clarett and his attorney want you to believe. Because it’s all a part of Clarett’s bid to be released from prison early. The ole, “He has a chance to play in the NFL, judge. If he’s not released soon, his livelihood could be at stake” trick. It’s the oldest trick in the […]

T.O. finally has a home in Buffalo

Hoards of reporters and cameramen surrounding the house, sit-ups and wind sprints in the driveway by a chiseled athlete and podiums set-up in the yard for a press conference. These are just a few of the experiences Terrell Owens neighbors are likely to endure. Unfortunately, for the people of Orchid Park this may be an […]

Stallworth pleads guilty, will serve only 30 days in jail

Cleveland Browns WR Donte’ Stallworth has plead guilty to DUI-Manslaughter. On March 14, after a night of drinking in Florida, Stallworth hit and killed the 59-year-old Mario Reyes with his car. His punishment for the offense: 30 days in jail, 10 years probation, 1000 hours of community service and a financial settlement to the Reyes […]

The Rex Grossman Show Heads To Houston

In a move to lock up the award for “the most useless backups on a roster”, the Houston Texans have signed Rex Grossman to join the awesomeness that is Dan Orlovsky as the insurance policies behind Matt Schaub. On Thursday, the last day of organized team activities, the Texans agreed to terms with Grossman on […]

Chad Ochocinco’s Face Gets Tat-Tat-Tatted Up

For the last week or so, OGOchocinco has been having a grand ole time with his twitter account. And last night he announced to the world (well his followers) that he was gonna get a face tattoo. And since there’s that picture above of him with the state of Florida on his face, I’m sure […]

According To Andre Rison, Andre Rison Is The Best Receiver To Play The Game

It’s been awhile since Andre Rison has been in the news. Not that anyone has missed him, but it’s times like this when Rison makes us remember just how entertaining he can be. Now, brace yourself and take a deep breathe because what I’m about to tell you will surely have you laughing for at […]

Is Jerry Jones considering re-signing Pacman?

According to a Fort Worth-Star Telegram report, Jerry Jones is seriously thinking about bringing Pacman Jones back to the Cowboys. Why? Well, Jones believes that Pacman was the team’s best CB. I know Jerry has lost his gift of assessing talent, but I think he’s gone over the deep end. From viewing the Cowboys game’s […]

Just When You Thought It Was Over, Brett Farve Goes And Has Surgery

Yeah, it’s been almost a month since we’ve heard anything from Brett Favre or his camp, but did you really think it was over? Of course you didn’t. The most recent chapter in “Brett Farve’s Farewall Tour XX” has Brett silently having surgery on the bicep that has stopped him from signing with the Vikings […]

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