Vikings Send Three Of Brett Favre’s Buddies To Mississippi To Help Him With His Decision

The Minnesota Vikings completely sold their soul to Brett Favre the minute that Brad Childress went and picked Favre up from the airport last summer. So really, there’s nothing out of bounds for them in their pursuit of him this season. You know this. Brett knows this. And the Vikings most definitely know this. So […]

The Swooning Over Tim Tebow Spreads To Journalists

If for some reason it hasn’t sunk in just yet, let me let you in on what the rest of the world has already realized. Everyone loves Tim Tebow. Women want to marry him. Kids want to be like him. And now, journalists just want the man’s autograph. And if that’s not enough, how about […]

If You Have Plans To Visit Eagles Camp, Be Sure To Leave Your Donovan McNabb Redskins Jersey At Home

Let’s make a list of what to bring and what not to bring for a day at Philadelphia Eagles training camp. What to bring1. Water2. Snacks3. Sunglasses4. Sun screen5. Another shirt just in case you bring something you’re not allowed to bring What not bring1. Donovan McNabb Washington Redskins jersey. A fan wearing a Donovan […]

Brian Cushing Creates New Disorder To Explain His Positive PED Test

Houston Texans linebacker, Brian Cushing is currently suspended for the first 4 games of the NFL regular season for testing positive for the drug hCG. Of course, Cushing has maintained that he hasn’t taken anything. But unlike other athletes that have found themselves in this situation, Cushing has decided to prove his case by creating […]

Let’s Start The Week With “Trapped In The Closet”, Starring Donovan McNabb And A Young Fan

NFL training camps are heaven for a practical joker. They’ve had all offseason to put together elaborate schemes to entertain themselves and their teammates. Usually, it’s the rookies that receive the brunt of these schemes, but Washington Redskins tight end, Chris Cooley decided to go after a bigger fish. That fish was no other than […]

Roger Goodell Wants HGH Testing In The NFL

After news of Major League Baseball successfully implementing HGH blood tests in the minor leagues, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is angling to bring the tests to the NFL. In an interview with The Associated Press while riding with former NFL coach and TV broadcaster John Madden on the Madden Cruiser between visits Wednesday to the […]

Here’s Your Obligatory “Octopus Predicts Brett Favre’s Future” Video

Since the World Cup has convinced us all that surely every octopus on the planet is psychic, it was only a matter of time before someone found an octopus to settle the “will he, won’t he” about Brett Favre once and for all. Via The Star Tribune Have some breaking news or an interesting story […]

My Last Brett Favre Article, Ever

He is laughing at us all, literally. Sports fans, journalists, bloggers and even his employers have been bamboozled and humiliated by this man, Brett Favre, that was once a legend. Yes, was a legend. Quintessential superstars and legends don’t publicly sway back and forth before retiring. Favre has verbally retired at least three times, including […]

What About Tom Brady’s Contract?

The New England Patriots and QB Tom Brady have not reached a new contract agreement and it doesn’t look like an agreement will be reached anytime soon. Brady is in the final year of a 6-year/$60M contract that was signed in May of 2005. Take a look at Brady’s resume: Three Super Bowl rings, 2 […]

Michael Irvin: Hall Of Fame Receiver, Hall Of Fame Lover

We here at No Guts typically don’t dabble in the love lives of sports figures. But sometimes, you just gotta do whatcha gotta do. So today we bring you the story of Hall of Fame receiver, Michael Irvin’s journey into the realms of becoming a Hall of Fame lover. Now before we actually embark on […]