Your College Football Previewrooski: Week 1

Finally after of months of waiting, the college football season is officially here. Now if you tuned in last year, you already know the drill and how things go around here. For the newcomers it goes like this. I will tell what the game of the week is, who’s on upset alert, and then the […]

Penn State Mascot Gets To Sit At Home For A Month And Think About All His Drinking

The weeks leading up to the NCAA football season has been littered with players being suspended. The latest suspension though, doesn’t involve a player. Instead, it involves a mascot. The man behind the mascot at Penn State is in trouble with the law.Police in State College, Pa., issued an underage drinking summons to Clint Gyory […]

10 Must See Games Of This Year’s College Football Season

Now that the season is just days away, here are the 10 games that you don’t want to miss North Carolina VS LSU Much is at stake in the Georgia Dome as a win could jump start the season for one of these teams. Even though the NCAA has meddled with the defense of Tar […]

University of Minnesota’s Offensive Line Turns To Horrible Haircuts To Help With Blocking

The Minnesota Golden Golphers offensive line had a little trouble blocking last season. So this summer they’ve decided to change some things. No, they’re not changing their scheme. No they’re not changing their stances. And no, they’re not putting in extra time. What they are changing is their hairstyles. Because we all know that’s the […]

LeGarrette Blount Just Can’t Fight The Urge To Punch A Man In The Face, The Untold Story

Yesterday we you brought the story of a scuffle at Tennessee Titians’ practice that ended with LeGarrette Blount punching a teammate in the face (really facemask, face just sounds better). If you remember, we even joked (really made a serious observation, joked just sounds better) that Blount was a serial punch. But boy, were we […]

When Photoshopping Yourself In A Picture With Nick Saban To Win A Political Race Goes Wrong

I don’t have to convince you that Nick Saban is most likely the most important figure in the state of Alabama. Not because we only like to focus on sports here at Not Guts, but because the state of Alabama only likes to focus on sports. And by sports, I mean University of Alabama football. […]

Renee Gork Learned The Hard Way That They Don’t Play No Games In Arkansas

As far as sports goes, the state of Arkansas only has one thing to cheer for. That’s the University of Arkansas. And they’ll be d@#ned if any other school will be cheered in their state. So that means you aint wearing shirts, hats, or anything else affiliated with another university on their watch. And you’re […]

Mike Leach Lands A TV Gig With CBS College Sports

The last time we heard from former Texas Tech coach Mike Leach, he was fighting for a job that he eventually lost. Well, Leach has finally got himself a new gig as an Analyst for CSB College Sports. NEW YORK — Former Texas Tech football coach Mike Leach will call games on television as he […]

Reggie Bush Would Give Back His Heisman Trophy “If He Could”

We’ve been patiently waiting for Reggie Bush to apologize for being the sole reason that USC will be on probation for the next few years. But up until now, Bush hasn’t apologized to anyone. So he decided that the time was right to call up new USC AD Pat Haden and apologize for what he […]

5 Most Overrated Teams Heading Into The College Football Season

As we inch closer to the beginning of the college football season, here are the 5 most overrated teams to look out for this season. Iowa Hawkeyes If you followed us last year, you know that I’m not too thrilled about the Iowa football team. Sure they beat down Georgia Tech in the Orange Bowl, […]