We Don’t Know If Randy Edsall Can Turn Maryland Into A Winner, But He Will Turn Them Into A Well Groomed Group Of Guys

Spring practice is underway at universities around the nation so now is a good time to check in Maryland’s new head coach Randy Edsall. If you recall, Edsall took the Maryland job days before his UConn team was to get embarrassed in the Orange Bowl. Since then, Edsall has been thinking about how he plans […]

One Minute Jadeveon Clowney Was Getting A Standing Ovation In A Bar, The Next He Was Being Frisked By Police

The gem of South Carolina’s recruiting class and unanimous top high school player Jadeveon Clowney found himself in a bar late last night in Columbia, South Carolina. Upon stepping foot in the “Salty Nut”, the locals promptly gave their 18 year-old savior a standing ovation. Presumably, for signing with their beloved Gamecocks and because that’s […]

Everyone’s Favorite Fake Doctor/College Football Analyst Lou Holtz About To Officially Become A Fake Doctor

Lou Holtz is already parading himself as a doctor (amongst other things) so a particular university has decided to award him an honorary doctorate degree. Can you guess who? I’ll give you a minute to mull it over…. Yeah, I know you don’t need a minute. It’s obvious. Notre Dame. And yes, I know he’s […]

Ohio States Fans Come Out For The Chance To Take A Photo With A Memorabilia Signing Jim Tressel Robot

We’ve done our share our casually mocking southern schools for their Walmart BCS trophy photos, but this has to take the cake. Sure, Jim Tressel won’t be coaching for a while. And sure, he gave the Ohio State faithful an apology that wasn’t really an apology. But the love seems to continue to flow for […]

Miami Hurricanes Linebacker Ramon Buchanan Arrested For Battery On A Cop, Suspended Indefinitely

Al Golden’s first season in Coral Gables couldn’t have gotten off to a rockier start. Before even coaching his first game, he’s had to suspend six players for the season opener and now starting linebacker Ramon Buchanan has been arrested on felony battery on a cop charges. University of Miami starting linebacker Ramon Buchanan was […]

Former LSU DB Patrick Peterson Doesn’t Plan On Boycotting The NFL Draft

It was reported Monday that the NFLPA was working on a plan to have the top draft prospects boycott this year’s draft. Well, Patrick Peterson has a different plan that includes going to the NFL draft. Peterson who is the top DB prospect in the draft says no one has contacted him about boycotting, but […]

Jim Tressel Apologizes To Ohio State Fans Without Actually Apologizing

Even though Jim Tressel has been proven to not be the smartest man in the world, it hasn’t stopped him from trying to be. So when the university, presumably, propped Tressel up on a podium in front of Ohio State supporters to “apologize”, Tressel decided to go another route. Instead of the “I’m sorry that […]

Before Throwing Out The First Pitch At A LSU Baseball Game, Les Miles Decided To Delight The Crowd By Eating Grass

After turning down Michigan and seemingly having LSU fans fall back in love with him, even though the man can’t spell clock management, Les Miles is comfortable again. So comfortable that when tasked to throw out the first pitch at the LSU-Cal State Fullerton game, he decided to treat the crowd to his special talent […]

To Help DeMarco Murray Get The Cover Of NCAA Football 12, An Oklahoma Fan Turns To Attack Ads Against His Competition

Oklahoma fans are brimming with confidence these days and I can’t blame them. They just came off a good season, and will mostly likely have the #1 team in the country next year. So when word began to circulate that DeMarco Murray was one of the four finalists for the cover of NCAA Football 12, […]

Here Are The Jim Tressel Emails That Prove That He’s Not A Smart As We Thought He Was

Lately, I’ve been railing on and on about how smart Jim Tressel is. Boy, was I wrong. After all the smart things that Tressel has done, he goes and does one of the dumbest things a man can do. He left a paper trail. A paper trail that proves that isn’t as smart as I […]