Terrelle Pryor Definitely Doesn’t Think It’s All About “The U”

Some things don’t need much explanation. This is one of them. Even if this isn’t the real Terrelle Pryor. But let’s hope that it is.

What We Learned: College Football’s Week 1

The first week of college football is in the books. Now it’s time to tell you what we learned. Houston Nutt, welcome to the hot seat. After getting upset by Jacksonville State, Ole Miss’ season is in the dumps and we haven’t made out of September. Houston Nutt needs to fix this quickly because the […]

Report: Reggie Bush To Be Stripped Of Heisman

Gotta say I’m pretty surprised by this but according to Yahoo! Sports, the Heisman Trophy Trust is planning to strip Reggie Bush of his Heisman Trophy. Two sources close to the Heisman trust said the body’s investigation is coming to a close, and will ultimately concur with the NCAA’s determination that Bush was ineligible during […]

Your College Football Previewrooski: Week 1

Finally after of months of waiting, the college football season is officially here. Now if you tuned in last year, you already know the drill and how things go around here. For the newcomers it goes like this. I will tell what the game of the week is, who’s on upset alert, and then the […]

Penn State Mascot Gets To Sit At Home For A Month And Think About All His Drinking

The weeks leading up to the NCAA football season has been littered with players being suspended. The latest suspension though, doesn’t involve a player. Instead, it involves a mascot. The man behind the mascot at Penn State is in trouble with the law.Police in State College, Pa., issued an underage drinking summons to Clint Gyory […]

10 Must See Games Of This Year’s College Football Season

Now that the season is just days away, here are the 10 games that you don’t want to miss North Carolina VS LSU Much is at stake in the Georgia Dome as a win could jump start the season for one of these teams. Even though the NCAA has meddled with the defense of Tar […]

University of Minnesota’s Offensive Line Turns To Horrible Haircuts To Help With Blocking

The Minnesota Golden Golphers offensive line had a little trouble blocking last season. So this summer they’ve decided to change some things. No, they’re not changing their scheme. No they’re not changing their stances. And no, they’re not putting in extra time. What they are changing is their hairstyles. Because we all know that’s the […]

LeGarrette Blount Just Can’t Fight The Urge To Punch A Man In The Face, The Untold Story

Yesterday we you brought the story of a scuffle at Tennessee Titians’ practice that ended with LeGarrette Blount punching a teammate in the face (really facemask, face just sounds better). If you remember, we even joked (really made a serious observation, joked just sounds better) that Blount was a serial punch. But boy, were we […]

When Photoshopping Yourself In A Picture With Nick Saban To Win A Political Race Goes Wrong

I don’t have to convince you that Nick Saban is most likely the most important figure in the state of Alabama. Not because we only like to focus on sports here at Not Guts, but because the state of Alabama only likes to focus on sports. And by sports, I mean University of Alabama football. […]

Renee Gork Learned The Hard Way That They Don’t Play No Games In Arkansas

As far as sports goes, the state of Arkansas only has one thing to cheer for. That’s the University of Arkansas. And they’ll be d@#ned if any other school will be cheered in their state. So that means you aint wearing shirts, hats, or anything else affiliated with another university on their watch. And you’re […]