Merry Christmas From The Kardashians (And Lamar Odom)

The NBA season is in full swing, the holidays are upon us, and you had finally forgotten that Lamar Odom actually married Khloe Kardashian, and BOOM! He shows up in this: Yes, this is the Kardashian’s Christmas card that Lamar Odom awkwardly shows up in, just in case you forgot that he did actually marry […]

Donald Sterling Is Not Only The Clippers’ Owner, He’s One Of Their Biggest Hecklers

If there ever were a story about an owner heckling the players that he pays to play for his franchise, the story would definitely be about the Los Angeles Clippers, right? Well, that story does exist and it is about the Clippers and their not so legendary owner, Donald Sterling. So apparently, Sterling sits courtside […]

The Heat Beat The Cavs So Bad That Mo Williams Couldn’t Sleep Last Night

Frankly, I’m surprised. It sure looked like the Heat beat the Cavs to sleep last night. Don’t be so hard on yourself, Mo Gotti. No one expected anything from you guys last night. (We just didn’t think you guys would let LeBron come back and take your manhood on national television.) Via @mogotti2

LeBron Heading Back To Cleveland: Why All The Disdain?

We all have been fascinated, apparently, by the LeBron James saga since his unparalleled ‘The Decision” aired on ESPN in July. Lets get to the root of the problem. Cleveland, along with some sports figures, entertainers and writers have crucified a young man for making a business decision. All he did was choose a different […]

Magic Johnson Would Beat Derek Anderson’s Butt (And/Or Killed Him) For Smiling On The Sideline

Magic Johnson seems like a normal guy, even keel guy. But for some reason he decided to reveal a more psychotic side when he stopped by “Jimmy Kimmel Live”. Kimmel did what everyone else has been doing and asks Johnson what his reaction was to seeing Derek Anderson smiling on the sideline while his Cardinals […]

“Queen James” Apparel Shows Up Just In Time For LeBron’s Return To Cleveland

For Clevelanders, tomorrow is the big day. The day they finally get to face the man that decided to inform them that he had decided to take his talents to South Beach on national television. With such an occasion upon them, it’s imperative that everything be coordinating. From their signs, their chants, and their clothing, […]

Here’s A Story Involving Joakim Noah, John Elway, And A Steam Room

There’s no better way to start off your day than reading a rather awkward tale about two grown men in a steam room together, right? No? Well, that’s how you’re starting your day today. Joakim Noah, take it away. Joakim Noah and John Elway in a steam room together? “Kind of awkward,” said the Bulls […]

Let’s Start Your Day Before Thanksgiving With Dennis Rodman Conducting A Interview While ‘Entertaining’ A Woman In Bed

For some reason, someone at 790 The Fan in Miami thought that it would be a good idea to have Dennis Rodman on the Jorge Sedano Show to discuss the struggles of the Miami Heat. And then, once it became apparent that Rodman was not alone, Sedano thought it would be a good idea to […]

This Taiwanese Animation Should Clear Up Any Misconceptions About Tony Parker And Eva Longoria’s Divorce

You know the drill. You have questions, Next Media Animation has answers.

Chris Bosh Just Wants To Chill

I guess we finally know why Chris Bosh has struggled so much this season. Heat coach, Eric Spoelstra hasn’t allowed him to chill. He explained his needing to chill after scoring a season high 35 points last night against the Suns. Hey, at least the man is honest.