Timberwolves Look For Help Through NBA Draft Lottery

Anthony Randolph, Michael Beasley

[text-box]The NBA Draft Lottery will take place tonight at 7:30e on ESPN and the Minnesota Timberwolves will be watching more intently than any other franchise in the league. Due to a 15-game losing streak at season’s end, the Timberwolves earned the NBA’s worst record at 17-65, thus giving them the greatest mathematical chance of landing the number pick in […]

Unfortunately For Lakers Fans, Mike Dunleavy Is A “Serious” Candidate To Be The Lakers’ Next Head Coach


Assembling coaching candidates lists in professional sports are for the most part useless. For all intents and purposes, your name could show up on one of those lists and it wouldn’t mean a thing. But what does mean a thing is when the words “serious” and “interview” starts getting batted around about a candidate. That’s […]

Suns CEO Comes Out of The Closet

Suns Gay Executive Basketball

Phoenix Suns CEO, Rick Welts, decided to come out of the closet recently in an interview with the New York Times. In a article that the NY Times released on Sunday, Welts stated, “This is one of the last industries where the subject is off limits,” referring to homosexuality in sports. Welts, a former exec […]

Danny Ainge Wants You To Believe That The Kendrick Perkins Trade Is Not The Reason The Celtics Lost

Danny Ainge Blew The Celtics’ Season

Just look at that face. Is that the face of a man that is coming to grips that he may have single handedly blown the chances of the Celtics winning another championship? If you ask 100% of Celtics fans, the answer is yes. But Ainge doesn’t agree. And yes, the Kendrick Perkins trade may not […]

Of Course Dennis Rodman Is Planning To Bring Midgets And Drag Queens To His NBA Hall Of Fame Induction


[text-box]While having his jersey retired at a New York strip club, Dennis Rodman took the time to plan how he can make a spectacle of upcoming induction into the NBA Hall of Fame. And of course, midgets and drag queens are part of the plans. While partying till 3 a.m. with guests including Tracy Morgan […]

Let’s Start The Day With Taj Gibson Dunking All On Dwyane Wade

Taj Gibson dunking all on Dwyane Wade

The much anticipated series between the Heat and Bulls kicked off last night with the Bulls taking game 103-82. As if the Bulls running away with the game weren’t enough of an exclamation point, Taj Gibson added his own on the head of Dwyane Wade. But don’t be dismayed D. Wade fans; Wade is still […]

$12,500 Doesn’t Go As Far As It Use To

Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat are heading to the Eastern Conference Finals after defeating the Boston Celtics in five games. Big things are expected of the Heat this year and this summer D-Wade expects big money from his fans. The 29-year-old superstar, is hosting a fantasy camp for fans 35 years old and up […]

Robert “Tractor” Traylor Found Dead

[text-box]Former Michigan standout Robert “Tractor” Traylor was found dead in his apartment Puerto Rico. Traylor is said to have died from a massive heart attack. Traylor was playing professionally in Puerto Rico where he played for the Central Bayamon Cowboys in the National Superior Basketball League. Traylor was 34.[/text-box]

If Anyone Finds Glen “Big Baby” Davis, Please Let Glen “Big Baby” Know

We all knew that the Kendrick Perkins trade would have unwanted effects. We knew that Danny Ainge had basically blown the Celtics’ chance at another championship. That was obvious. We also knew that grown men would cry about it. Definitely obvious. But what wasn’t obvious was the effect it would have on other players. Namely, […]

Dennis Rodman To Retire His Jersey At A New York Strip Club, As He Should

There are a couple of things that quickly come to mind when you hear the name Dennis Rodman. Here’s a brief list of them: 1) Great rebounder 2) Nut case 3) Cross dresser 4) Strip club aficionado Now let’s discuss whether or not Rodman should be honored for these “skills”. 1) Great rebounder – The […]