Tell Us How You Really Feel, Cito

Toronto Blue Jays manager, Cito Gaston has finally confirmed that he believes everything that we believe about Roger Clemens. Namely, that he’s an “a-hole”. He’s an a—–e himself. A complete a—–e, Gaston said with a chuckle. “And I’ll say that loud, right in his face. It was all about him. Ain’t about nobody else but […]

Tommy Lasorda Can’t Fathom Mike Piazza Taking Steroids

Forget the reports of Mike Piazza’s raging bacne. And while you’re at it, don’t pay a bit of attention to Piazza being implicated as a steroid user in the book by SI columnist, Jeff Pearlman. Because according to Tommy Lasorda, all of those things don’t mean squat. I don’t believe that at all, said Lasorda, […]

Oh The Irony: John Cena Wants A-Rod Jailed For Steroids

I’ve refrained from commenting on the many who have come out and had to add their two cents on the A-Rod saga, but today is the straw that broke the camel’s back. John Cena, whose employer, WWE, may as well be the spokespeople for steroids has actually decided to give his “juiced” opinion on what […]

10 Professional Athletes That Don’t Look Very Athletic At All

There are times when I’m watching professional sporting events where certain players stick out like sore thumbs. Not because they’re not good or anything, it’s just that when you put them next to other professional athletes, they look like they have no business out there. So for those of you with dreams of being a […]

Kevin Youkilis Is Disappointed In You, America

Kevin Youkilis pulls no punches when it comes to expressing his feelings. Whether it’s showing us how he feels, as he has chosen to do above, or telling us how he feels. So of course, he wasn’t shy at all expressing his disappointment in you, me, and the rest of the nation because we haven’t […]

Casting Major League 4 With MLB Players

We’re in the middle of spring training and the WBC is just not filling the void for me. So while we wait, let’s cast MLB players in roles for the hypothetical movie, Major League 4. Yeah I know, the regular season can’t come soon enough. Jorge Posada as Jake TaylorLike Taylor, Posada is nearing the […]

Blame It On The A-A-A-A-AL-CO-HOL

First order of business: If your totally lost about that oh so catchy title, please click here to be enlightened. Now that you’ve learned what’s hot in the streets, on to what this post is all about. You see, we here at No Guts, No Glory like to talk sports. Alcohol can sometimes lead to […]

A Sore Elbow No One Wants To Take The Blame For

So we finally know how Johan Santana hurt his elbow this spring. Well, not exactly. What we’ve actually learned is that no one wants to take the blame for the elbow in question. You see, what we have here is a good ole fashion case of he said, he said. On one side, Santana is […]

The Best Coach Meltdowns

The post-game press conference is usually a time to reflect on what went wrong or right in the game that your team just played. It’s a time to acknowledge players that did a good job for your team as well as your opponent’s. It’s even a time to show good sportsmanship whether you just won […]

Dusty Baker To Ensure That The Reds Are A League Leader When It Comes To Sliding

With the start of Grapefruit League games set to start this week, Dusty Baker is worried. He’s worried about the lack of practice time that you can get in because of the distance between each team playing in the league. So getting the important stuff in before the games start on Wednesday is imperative. First […]