No more Santana; Mets’ ace out for season

As if the New York Mets season hasn’t been bad enough, they are once again firmly in shadow of the Yankees, 4th in the NL East and now they have lost their ace for the remainder of the season. The $137.5M man, Johan Santana, will have season ending surgery to have bone chips removed from […]

The Juiciest Jheri Curls In Sports History

Growing up in the 80’s allowed me to live through the glory years of the jheri curl. I witnessed the short ones, the afro ones, and the ones that sprawled down one’s back. With my own two eyes, I was able to see jheri curl juice on pillows, couches, towels, and even on the headrest […]

Billy Wagner Channels His Inner Brett Favre And Accepts Trade To The Red Sox

After tough talk about not waving his no-trade clause, Billy Wagner decided to allow the Mets to trade him to the Boston Red Sox after all. The left-handed reliever, said to be certain that he would not waive his no-trade clause and accept a trade from the Mets to Boston, decided near Tuesday’s 1:30 p.m. […]

The Boo Birds Finally Descend On Manny In LA

With the Dodgers’ lead in the NL West shrinking by the day, fans in Los Angeles are getting restless. When fans get restless, they tend to notice when a player is in a slump. And when fans start noticing when a player is in a slump, they begin to voice their displeasure for any and […]

Cubs sold for $845M

What does ownership do with a MLB franchise that hasn’t won a World Series championship in over 100 years? Sell it. At least that’s what the Tribune Co. has decided to do with the Chicago Cubs. In a deal that’s been rumored and negotiated for over two years, the Tribune and new owners, the Ricketts […]

$1 Gets You A Nationals Game And A Stephen Strasburg Press Conference

I’m not sure the price of tickets for a Washington Nationals game. Nor, do I care enough to look it up. Whatever the price, I’m sure they’re overpriced. But for one day and one day only, the Nationals have your back. For a mere $1, they’re gonna let you watch how baseball shouldn’t be played […]

Carlos Zambrano Is Lazy? Noooo…..

Look at that physical specimen. How could anyone that looks like that be branded as lazy? I mean, it’s obvious that the man is a world class athlete. So how do you people even come up with this stuff? Oh, he admitted it? Um, ok…. “My problem is I’ve been lazy,” a contrite Zambrano said. […]

Pedro wins debut; the curl stills looks good

With the Jheri curl in full effect, Pedro Martinez pitched from a big league mound for the first time this season at Wrigley Field on Wednesday evening as a Philadelphia Philly. The 3-time Cy Young winner helped the Phillies defeat the Cubs 12-5, more important Martinez recorded his first win in nearly a year and […]

Everyone Saw Jaime Moyer Being Sent To The Bullpen Coming, Everyone Except Jamie Moyer

No matter how you feel about the Phillies’ decision to send Jaime Moyer to the bullpen, I know you saw this coming. The minute that the Phillies began jet-setting to the Dominican Republic to watch Pedro Martinez throw the ball around, Moyer was done. And that goes without mentioning the addition of Cliff Lee. But […]

Ozzie Guillen Vows That Retailiation Is A Must

Ozzie Guillen has had enough of the chin music opposing pitchers have been playing for his players. In fact, Guillen vows that his pitchers will begin to dole out some chin music of their own. Guillen was pushed over the top after Saturday’s game where Paul Konerko, Scott Podsednik and Gordon Beckham all got hit […]