Mike Piazza Is A Private Man And Private Men Sneak Out The Back Door At Citi Field

Tom Seaver and Mike Piazza christened Citi Field with a ceremonial first pitch that went off without a hitch, unlike these. But while Seaver stuck around to take in all the festivities, Piazza was no where to be found. Once they left the stage and ceded their place to the first regular-season game, Seaver made […]

Questionable poses: Steroid edition

Major League Baseball is among us again. The boys of summer are back and with them they have brought a constant suspicion of steroid use. Most of us are not naive enough to believe that only a few players have or do use, but what do we expect? These guys are faced with the reality […]

Blue Jays Fans Just Wouldn’t Stop Until They Finally Took Away The Booze

So it has finally happened. Yep, the booze wasn’t flowing during yesterday’s Tigers-Blue Jays game and it won’t be for three additional dates because according to the Alcohol and Gaming Commission of Ontario, folks in Toronto can’t hold their liquor. The panel cited five broken rules at baseball and football games and concerts dating to […]

The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches

Opening day is finally upon us. So you know what that means……ceremonial first pitches. Which also means, we give you the worst ceremonial first pitches. Did you expect anything different from us? Mariah Carey in heels and dukes. Looks good, but as for the pitch….not so good. Some people know that they have a noodle […]

Tell Us How You Really Feel, Cito

Toronto Blue Jays manager, Cito Gaston has finally confirmed that he believes everything that we believe about Roger Clemens. Namely, that he’s an “a-hole”. He’s an a—–e himself. A complete a—–e, Gaston said with a chuckle. “And I’ll say that loud, right in his face. It was all about him. Ain’t about nobody else but […]

Tommy Lasorda Can’t Fathom Mike Piazza Taking Steroids

Forget the reports of Mike Piazza’s raging bacne. And while you’re at it, don’t pay a bit of attention to Piazza being implicated as a steroid user in the book by SI columnist, Jeff Pearlman. Because according to Tommy Lasorda, all of those things don’t mean squat. I don’t believe that at all, said Lasorda, […]

Oh The Irony: John Cena Wants A-Rod Jailed For Steroids

I’ve refrained from commenting on the many who have come out and had to add their two cents on the A-Rod saga, but today is the straw that broke the camel’s back. John Cena, whose employer, WWE, may as well be the spokespeople for steroids has actually decided to give his “juiced” opinion on what […]

10 Professional Athletes That Don’t Look Very Athletic At All

There are times when I’m watching professional sporting events where certain players stick out like sore thumbs. Not because they’re not good or anything, it’s just that when you put them next to other professional athletes, they look like they have no business out there. So for those of you with dreams of being a […]

Kevin Youkilis Is Disappointed In You, America

Kevin Youkilis pulls no punches when it comes to expressing his feelings. Whether it’s showing us how he feels, as he has chosen to do above, or telling us how he feels. So of course, he wasn’t shy at all expressing his disappointment in you, me, and the rest of the nation because we haven’t […]

Casting Major League 4 With MLB Players

We’re in the middle of spring training and the WBC is just not filling the void for me. So while we wait, let’s cast MLB players in roles for the hypothetical movie, Major League 4. Yeah I know, the regular season can’t come soon enough. Jorge Posada as Jake TaylorLike Taylor, Posada is nearing the […]

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