Nationals’ Owner Participates In Batting Practice, Ends Up Leaking

Yesterday started as a typical day for Nationals’ owner, Mark Lerner. He woke up at whatever time he wakes up, grabbed whatever he eats for breakfast, and at some point he headed down to the ballpark. He then gets decked out in his full on Nationals uniform to catch some fly balls during batting practice. […]

Breaking: Sammy Sosa’s Skin Is Black Again

I know you routinely awake in cold sweats wondering if Sammy Sosa’s skin is ok. Well wonder no more because we finally have eyewitnesses that can vouch that Sosa’s skin is indeed fine. Last weekend at club Liv at the Fontainebleau in Miami Beach, “Sosa looked back to his usual color and was partying with […]

The Mets Finally Push Keith Hernandez To Take A Nap During A Game

The Mets aren’t as bad as everyone thought they would be this year. In fact, they’re sitting at 17-14 and only 2 games behind the NL East leading Phillies. But nevertheless, they are the Mets. So they tend to take a toll on a person. Just ask Mets’ announcer, Keith Hernandez. Better yet, watch Keith […]

When Cake Decorating Goes Wrong

So there was a shindig today in Washington to celebrate legendary Braves’ manager, Bobby Cox. Instead of the focus being on Cox, the focus was on how his name was spelled on the cake and the cover up that Jeff Schultz of the Atlanta Journal Constitution uncovered. I just spoke to Sheridan Watson, Isakson’s spokesperson, […]

Another Fan Runs Onto The Field In Philly, But Cops Forget To Tase Him

I guess we should’ve seen this a mile away. Of course, some dude would try to recreate the firestorm that yesterday’s edition did. But he fell short, and so did the cops. Mainly because they didn’t unleash the taser on him. Philadelphia police done got soft on us. Have some breaking news or an interesting […]

Nationals top draft pick Strasburg, moving on up!

The Washington Nationals $15M man is moving on up, not to the big leagues just yet, but he’s headed to Triple-A. The 21-year old had five starts with the Nationals Double-A Harrisburg Senators. He was 3-1 with 1.64 ERA and topped the Eastern League with 27 strikeouts. Strasburg, who is the highest paid overall pick […]

Respectful Children Ask Their Parents Before Running On The Field And Getting Tasered

You’ve seen the video, now here’s the back story. In a stroke of journalistic genius, Peter Mucha of the Philadelphia Inquirer reached out to the father of the “bro that got tased”. Which leads us to a story of father knows best. “He wasn’t drinking. He was not on drugs,” said the father of the […]

Joe Maddon’s Hoodie Comes Back From The Dead

Another day, another update on Joe Maddon’s hoodie. I know you’re on the edge of your seat, so I’ll just get to it. Joe Maddon will be able to wear his hoodie during MLB games after all. Major League Baseball reversed its ban Tuesday, telling the Tampa Bay Rays manager he can resume putting on […]

Joe Maddon’s Hoodie Has Been Laid To Rest

Here’s something I’m sure you didn’t know. Apparently, there is a dress code in Major League Baseball. News to you, right? And apparently, the code doesn’t allow anyone to wear hoodies. See you learn something new everyday. Tampa Bay Rays’ manager, Joe Maddon learned about this too over the weekend, and he’s not exactly thrilled […]

Just Enough People Showed Up At A Florida Marlins Game To Have A Brawl

Usually, there aren’t enough people in the bleachers of a Florida Marlins game to actually conduct a brawl. But on Saturday, I guess folks got bored and decided to head down to the ballpark to take in a Marlins game. Some young drunk lads ended up taking in more than that. Videos via Huffington Post […]