Somebody Get The Squirrel Off The Field!

Target Field in Minnesota is really turning into a wild life refuge. First fans were witness to an American Kestrel swooping in for some dinner, now they got to take in a rogue squirrel take control of the infield. Three weeks after a bird of prey stole the show, a squirrel briefly interrupted play in […]

The evolving sex life of Alex Rodriguez

For a while, I thought A-Rod’s life would resemble one of a respectable loving husband and father, but a few years in New York changed that possibility. I don’t doubt he’s a great father but he failed as a husband. No, I’m not bashing his character or being a hypocritical cynic, if I were tempted […]

The T-Shirt That Sums Up Baseball In Philadelphia

Well folks, we finally have the mother of all custom made ballpark shirts. As you can see, there aren’t any spiffy designs or illustrations. Just words. But never before have words on t-shirt been so powerful and meaningful Because in just 10 words, this t-shirt tells you everything you would ever need to know about […]

Nationals’ Owner Participates In Batting Practice, Ends Up Leaking

Yesterday started as a typical day for Nationals’ owner, Mark Lerner. He woke up at whatever time he wakes up, grabbed whatever he eats for breakfast, and at some point he headed down to the ballpark. He then gets decked out in his full on Nationals uniform to catch some fly balls during batting practice. […]

Breaking: Sammy Sosa’s Skin Is Black Again

I know you routinely awake in cold sweats wondering if Sammy Sosa’s skin is ok. Well wonder no more because we finally have eyewitnesses that can vouch that Sosa’s skin is indeed fine. Last weekend at club Liv at the Fontainebleau in Miami Beach, “Sosa looked back to his usual color and was partying with […]

The Mets Finally Push Keith Hernandez To Take A Nap During A Game

The Mets aren’t as bad as everyone thought they would be this year. In fact, they’re sitting at 17-14 and only 2 games behind the NL East leading Phillies. But nevertheless, they are the Mets. So they tend to take a toll on a person. Just ask Mets’ announcer, Keith Hernandez. Better yet, watch Keith […]

When Cake Decorating Goes Wrong

So there was a shindig today in Washington to celebrate legendary Braves’ manager, Bobby Cox. Instead of the focus being on Cox, the focus was on how his name was spelled on the cake and the cover up that Jeff Schultz of the Atlanta Journal Constitution uncovered. I just spoke to Sheridan Watson, Isakson’s spokesperson, […]

Another Fan Runs Onto The Field In Philly, But Cops Forget To Tase Him

I guess we should’ve seen this a mile away. Of course, some dude would try to recreate the firestorm that yesterday’s edition did. But he fell short, and so did the cops. Mainly because they didn’t unleash the taser on him. Philadelphia police done got soft on us. Have some breaking news or an interesting […]

Nationals top draft pick Strasburg, moving on up!

The Washington Nationals $15M man is moving on up, not to the big leagues just yet, but he’s headed to Triple-A. The 21-year old had five starts with the Nationals Double-A Harrisburg Senators. He was 3-1 with 1.64 ERA and topped the Eastern League with 27 strikeouts. Strasburg, who is the highest paid overall pick […]

Respectful Children Ask Their Parents Before Running On The Field And Getting Tasered

You’ve seen the video, now here’s the back story. In a stroke of journalistic genius, Peter Mucha of the Philadelphia Inquirer reached out to the father of the “bro that got tased”. Which leads us to a story of father knows best. “He wasn’t drinking. He was not on drugs,” said the father of the […]