Opening Day At The Ballpark: Baseball, Hotdogs, And Sex In A Bathroom Stall

Opening Day is a glorious occasion for so many people. Parents play hooky from work. Kids play hooky from school. All so that they are able to head to their favorite team’s ball park for the action. And to celebrate the return of baseball. Things were not so different on the South side of Chicago. […]

David Ortiz Is In Mid-Season Form, Both On The Field And With The Media

It didn’t take long for the David Ortiz we have all grown to love to show up for the start of the season. In fact, it only took two games. In that two game span, Ortiz hasn’t been able to muster one hit. In layman’s terms, he’s hitless. But in the locker room, that’s a […]

Gooden’s drug habits still problematic

Some habits die hard. Just ask former MLB pitcher Dwight Gooden. After a 17-year drug abuse riddled career, the 45-year-old Gooden was charged with driving under the influence of drugs, leaving the scene of an accident and child endangerment. The incident that occurred earlier this week in Franklin Lakes, New Jersey is just one of […]

Ron Washington Is A Drug Dealer’s Dream

I know this will be hard to believe, but I’m not a drug dealer. Never was, never will be. But it’s not very hard to figure out the criteria of a drug dealer’s dream customer. 1. They have money. Obviously2. They are willing to try different products.3. They are longtime customers. Keep that criteria in […]

The Joe Mauer To The Yankees Whispers Begin

The Knicks aren’t the only team in New York who is looking to steal a big star from another team. The Yankees always have an eye on big name players that they can stack their team with. This year’s big fish? Joe Mauer. There are whispers that the Yankees are keeping a close eye on […]

Sadly, We Will Never Be Blessed With Ozzie Guillen’s Website

If you’re on twitter and you’re not following Ozzie Guillen, you need to have your head examined. Seriously. He has only been on twitter for just about 2 months and in that time he has been able to bless us with thought provoking tweets like this one: Bed and bath I love this places Compelling […]

Omar Vizquel Does More In His Winters Than You Have Done In Your Life

Omar Vizquel is heading into his 43rd year of life and he’s a MLB player. You’re heading into what year in your life and you’re doing what? Riiiight? Win for Vizquel. Omar Vizquel is heading into his 43rd year of life and he does cool stuff in his winters. You’re heading into what year in […]

Lenny Dykstra Aint No Financial Adviser But He’ll Give You Stock Tips

How would you like to get stock tips from a bankrupt former MLB player? Peeked your interest? I hope not. On the slim chance that it did, here’s your chance to be under the tutorledge of a man that has squanded away most of his riches. That man is Lenny Dykstra. Former Phillies star Lenny […]

Game On: Mark McGwire Arrives At Spring Training

Spring training isn’t something I usually look forward to or even pay attention to. But this year, I’ll pay just a little more attention to the goings on in Jupiter, Florida. Because that’s where the St. Louis Cardinals will be holding their spring training. And that’s where Mark McGwire will likely get hazed day in […]

Who You Gonna Believe, Mark McGwire Or The Steriod Dealer?

Mark McGwire gave his side of the story, now his steroid dealer wants to be heard. A convicted drug dealer who says he used to supply steroids to former baseball slugger Mark McGwire told ESPN on Thursday that McGwire’s goal was to get “bigger, faster, stronger” to improve his performance on the field, contradicting recent […]