The Yankees Are Going To Let Derek Jeter Try And Find A Better Offer Than Theirs (He Won’t Find One)

I’ve longed loathed Derek Jeter, merely because I believe him to be one of the most overrated players to play the game of baseball. You may or may not agree with me and that’s ok. Today isn’t about his overratedness. Today is about how Jeter apparently thinks that he still should be able to throw […]

If You Know Of Any Women Who Want To Be A Live-In Personal Assistant, Please Let Coco Crisp Know

Now, before you send this on to your friends or begin to spruce up that resume, it has to be stated that we really have no way of knowing if the Covelli Crisp that created this Craigslist ad is the same Covelli Crisp that plays for the Oakland A’s. Not that that actually matters. Because […]

Apparently Watching Alex Rodriguez Work Out Is The Thing To Do For Middle-Aged Women In New York

The city of New York is filled with busy people that are busy being busy. But there seems to be a contingent of New Yorkers that aren’t so busy. In fact, this contingent has so much time on their hands that they routinely rush down to a local gym to watch Yankees star Alex Rodriguez […]

Sparky Anderson Passes Away At Age 76

Hall of Fame manager Sparky Anderson, who directed Cincinnati’s Big Red Machine to back-to-back World Series championships and went on to win another title in Detroit, died Thursday. He was 76. Anderson died from complications from dementia, family spokesman Dan Ewald said. A day earlier, Anderson’s family said he had been placed in hospice care. […]

Former MLB Manager Sparky Anderson Placed In Hospice Care

Some sad news coming is coming out of California about Hall of Fame manager Sparky Anderson. According to his family, Anderson has been placed in hospice care because of his worsening dementia. Here’s a statement from the family: Hall of Fame Manager Sparky Anderson has been placed in the care of hospice for complications resulting […]

And Here’s Your Behind The Scenes Look Into The World Series Riots Celebrations In San Francisco

Last night, the San Francisco Giants wrapped up their first World Series title in 50 years. That allowed Giants fans to be able to celebrate their first World Series title in 50 years. One would think that with such a long time in between championships, the fans in San Francisco would be a little rusty. […]

In An Effort To Give Rangers Fans The Most Comprehensive World Series Coverage, Newy Scruggs Reports On The Weed Smoking In San Francisco

It has been noted that this is the first World Series appearance for the Texas Rangers. So it’s pretty safe to say that the organization is learning how to handle being in the World Series on the fly. But the Rangers aren’t the only ones learning on the fly. The Dallas media, not having had […]

If The Giants End Up Winning The World Series, The ‘Rally Thong’ Will Be The Reason

We all know about the San Francisco Giants’ stellar pitching staff. But that may not be the reason that the Giants are on the brink of advancing to the World Series. The real reason just might be a red thong worn by Aubrey Huff. A diamond studded one at that. As you probably know, back […]

Mickey Mantle. Nude. On A Prison Website.

That title right there has to be the weirdest title that has ever been written here at No Guts. But somehow, it’s true. Well, that’s according to a Sam Wagner who runs a website called “”. And since I just had to type, “”, I’ll stop here and let Wagner explain how he got his […]

Florida Governor Charlie Crist Takes His Place In The Pantheon Of Worst Ceremonial First Pitches

Charlie Crist is locked in a tight battle with two other competitors in a Senate race in Florida. And while that’s important and all, we here at No Guts like to focus on the really important issues. Which is, can we really elect a man that can’t ceremoniously throw a baseball remotely close to the […]