Miguel Cabrera Arrested For DUI, Uses His Mug Shot As A Glamor Shot

Spring training got off to a festive start yesterday for the Detroit Tigers’ Miguel Cabrera. Cabrera was arrested yesterday on DUI and other charges which ultimately lead to this great mug shot. As great as that mug shot it, and indeed it is great, the story of Cabrera’s arrest is even better. Much, much better. […]

Joba Chamberlain Prepared For The Upcoming MLB Season By Putting On 10-15 Pounds (Of Fat?)

The MLB season is right around the corner and soon, Spring Training will be underway. (Yay?) Joba Chamberlain kicked off his season by showing up to the New York Yankees facility to show off he is svelte new body. A body so svelte that it was easily noticeable that he had put on a few […]

Alex Rodriguez Didn’t Appreciate Fox Showing Us Cameron Diaz Feeding Him Popcorn

So it seems Alex Rodriguez’s feelings are a little hurt……again. This time he has his panties in a bunch because everyone and their mother saw Cameron Diaz feeding him popcorn at the Super Bowl. So in typical A-Rod fashion, he threw a little hissy fit to Fox executives. A few Fox honchos’ ears were burning […]

Andy Pettitte Expected To Retire

According to ESPN reports, the Yankees long-time pitching great, Andy Pettitte, is expected to call it quits tomorrow. Though Pettitte never won a Cy Young Award or was never considered the preeminent pitcher for even a season, he never had a losing season. The 3-time All Star does have some stats that most will never […]

And Here’s The Tale Of Mickey Mantle Getting A Blow-job In Yankee Stadium

We’re all well aware of Mickey Mantle’s legend on the field. But some of us were not aware of his legend off the field. Well, we’re slowly finding out that Mantle’s legend was just as big off the field as it was on it. First, we learned of a nude photo of Mantle that somehow, […]

Bobby Valentine Is Your Neighborhood Traffic Cop

Well, maybe not your neighborhood. But definitely in the neighborhood of Stamford, Connecticut. The former MLB manager/current ESPN analyst also triples as Stamford Director of Public Safety. And apparently, it’s cool in Stamford for the Director of Public Safety to also direct traffic after a snow storm. With traffic snarled on I-95 and local roads […]

Breaking: Sammy Sosa’s Skin Is White Again

The saga of Sammy Sosa’s skin color takes yet another turn. I’m sure you remember when Sammy Sosa popped up looking all fair skinned as he went through a skin rejuvenation process. Then came reports that Sammy’s skin was back to normal and we all breathed a sigh of relief. Well recently Sammy helped rapper […]

And In Today’s Least Surprising News, Milton Bradley Gets Arrested

That time of the year, that comes multiple times a year, is upon us. The time of the year when Milton Bradley finds a way to get himself into trouble. This year, Bradley didn’t waste much time at all. Just a mere 18 days into the month, Bradley has been arrested after threatening a woman. […]

Fresh Off Of Being Elected Into The Hall Of Fame, Bert Blyleven Feels The Need To Address Steroid Users

After years of debate on whether Bert Blyleven was worthy of being elected to the Hall of Fame, yesterday, he finally got the call. In the middle of his excitement and celebration, Blyleven decided that he needed to speak out against the candidates that would’ve gotten in ahead of him if it weren’t for the […]

Ozzie Guillen’s Son Takes To Twitter To Respond To Bobby Jenks’ Comments About His Father

Former White Sox closer Bobby Jenks decided that after leaving Chicago for Boston, it was finally time to air out some dirty laundry from his time in Chicago. Laundry that made Jenks declare that he “was looking forward to playing for a manager who knows how to run a bullpen.” Presumably, Ozzie Guillen would take […]