The Days Of Hearing Gus Johnson Call Knicks Games Are Over

Looks like New York Knicks fans that had grown accustomed to Gus Johnson taking their minds off the game must now grow accustomed to actually watching the game. Why? Because the MSG Network has given Johnson his walking papers. Gus Johnson, the shouts-a-lot, play-by-play radio voice of the Knicks since the 1997-98 season — and […]

Ines Sainz Is Done With Locker Rooms, Set To Interview Ben Roethlisberger

Ines Sainz has decided that since what she wears when she does her job has become such a big deal, she’ll just stay far, far away from locker rooms. But Sainz hasn’t conceded all. She plans to continue to do her job and look good doing it. “I’m not going into the locker rooms anymore,” […]

ESPN Loves Lou Holtz Giving Pep Talks, Just Not To The Republican Party

Isn’t it funny how things always come full circle? ESPN keeps Lou Holtz on its pay role just to annoy us all with his pep talks. Lou Holtz turns around and uses his pep talk skills to fire up the Republican party. And now ESPN is annoyed. See? Full circle. TV sports tries to avoid […]

On Friday, You Can See Diana Taurasi (Almost) Naked In ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue

I’m not sure if you’ve had a long standing wish to see Phoenix Mercury star, Diana Taurasi (almost) naked, but if that sounds like something you interested in, Friday is your lucky day. Because that is the day (officially) when ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue hits newsstands. And from the looks of it, those of […]

Jay Mariotti Pleads No Contest To Domestic Violence Charge, Gets Probation And Community Service

The legal issues for Jay Mariotti came to an end to when he plead no contest to a misdemeanor domestic violence charger. As a part of his plea agreement, six other misdemeanors were dropped and he will be on 3 years probation, have to perform 40 days of community service, complete a 52-week domestic violence […]

Let’s Listen To Doug Gottlieb And Jim Mora Jr. Uncomfortably Discuss Football And Feelings

Jim Mora Jr. woke up this morning expecting to have a hearty conversation with Colin Cowherd on The Herd. Instead, he got the chance engage Doug Gottlieb in a rather awkward and testy discussion that, according to Gottlieb, has never happened before. Even after a horrible interview Mora Jr. still thinks Gottlieb is a joy, […]

In Today’s Least Surprising News, Ines Sainz Gets An Offer To Pose Nude For Playboy

During the hold dust up that happened when TV Azteca reporter Ines Sainz visited NY Jets’ practice, the folks over at Playboy saw something that they liked. So what does Playboy do when they see something they like? They ask that person to show off what they like, but without any clothes on what they […]

Jack Clark Decides That He’s Done Discussing Those “Poopy In Their Pants” St. Louis Cardinals

St. Louis’ favorite ranter has decided to sit the rest of the season out. Not because of the backlash stemming from his criticisms of the St. Louis Cardinals, but because he suddenly he has better things to do. [Jack] Clark had been scheduled to appear as an analyst last Monday on FSM’s Cards postgame show, […]

And Here’s Another Headline About Mike Vick That Incorporates “Dog”

Today’s “Most Clever Headline In The World” goes to Mr. Gregg Doyle. Doyle’s play on words in this headline is one that the world should commend him for. Let’s take a moment just to take in exactly what Doyle did here. He wanted to drive the point home that we shouldn’t be so quick to […]

Teddy Bruschi’s Scouting Report On Mark Sanchez Includes “Tanks It” And “Frontrunner”

The long awaited game between the Jets and Patriots this weekend has brought forth excitement, trash talking, and blatant homerism from former players. Today’s “blatant homerism from a former New England Patriots player” comes from ESPN analyst, Teddy Bruschi. In his “analyst” role, Bruschi decides to give his opinion on Jets quarterback, Mark Sanchez. And […]

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