Spending Quality Time With His Family For Urban Meyer Means Taking A Job With ESPN

For a guy who has all these health problems, Urban Meyer’s plate is getting full. When he first resigned from Florida, he said that he would still have a role with the program, but that role was never announced. Now, he has just accepted a job with ESPN to be an analyst for college football […]

Bobby Valentine Is Your Neighborhood Traffic Cop

Well, maybe not your neighborhood. But definitely in the neighborhood of Stamford, Connecticut. The former MLB manager/current ESPN analyst also triples as Stamford Director of Public Safety. And apparently, it’s cool in Stamford for the Director of Public Safety to also direct traffic after a snow storm. With traffic snarled on I-95 and local roads […]

If The NFL Passes On Him, Greg McElroy Will Take His Talents To ESPN

It is always good to have a backup plan if the original plan doesn’t come through. That is the situation former Alabama QB Greg McElroy is in right now. During ESPN’s week long coverage of the BCS national title game, McElroy was impressive with his “poised delivery and knowledge of the game”. Even though he […]

And Here’s A Column Explaining Why Mike McCarthy Is A Better Coach Than Vince Lombardi

Yes, that headline is a real headline. And yes, someone who writes for a living took the time to constrct an argument that Mike McCarthy is a better coach than the man that the NFL decided to name its championship trophy after. And finally, yes, that someone doesn’t even write for a publication in Wisconsin. […]

Lawrence Taylor: America’s next registered Sex Offender

In America, what generally happens when a famous athlete gets accused of rape? You guessed it, nothing. Sure, Lawrence Taylor received the proverbial ‘get your act together’ ramblings from the media and law officials, but no jail time. Taylor, who was facing a felony third-degree rape charge, pled guilty to a lesser charge, misdemeanor, earlier […]

In Case You Were Wondering, Ines Sainz Is Picking The NY Jets To Win The Super Bowl

Usually I could care less about someone’s Super Bowl prediction because it’s pretty useless to me. But when Ines Sainz makes a Super Bowl prediction, it’s still pretty useless, but not as useless. Especially when she picks the team that she alleges sexually harassed her when she made a visit to the Jets facility in […]

So, Brent Musberger Wasn’t Even Paid For His Shameless Tostitos Plug Last Night

This is America. Home of the brave, land of the free. And where you can get paid to shameless plug any product you what if the price is right and if you have an audience. Brent Musberger definitely had the audience last night during the Tostitos National Championship game when he shamelessly plugged the title […]

Former Homeless Man Ted Williams Detained By Police After Altercation With Daughter

Everyone’s favorite homeless man, turned internet sensation was briefly detained in LA last night after a yelling altercation with his daughter according to the Hollywood Reporter. “LAPD responded to a disturbance call at the Renaissance Hotel at about 9 p.m. [Monday] night,” police spokesman Bruce Borihanh tells The Hollywood Reporter. “An investigation was conducted and […]

Black Monday Rolls Along With Some High-Fiving On SportsCenter About Eric Mangini Being Fired

Who knew breaking news about someone losing their job could be so exciting to Adam Schefter and Hannah Storm. Guess that’s why they’re journalists and I’m not.

ESPN Anchor Will Selva Suspended Indefinitely For Plagiarizing From A Newspaper Column

An ESPNEWS anchor has been suspended for an indefinite period for lifting portions of a newspaper column and using them in a script without attributing where the passage originated. Will Selva, an anchor at ESPN for three years, issued an apology Wednesday for taking all but of a few words from the lead of a […]