Jack Clark Gets A New Job Talking About Those “Poopy In Their Pants” St. Louis Cardinals

Good news Cardinals fans. You will indeed get another season of St. Louis’ critically acclaimed ranter, Jack Clark. Yeah, I know he quit his job (or got fired, same thing) with Fox Sports Midwest because he was tired of those “poopy in their pants” Cardinals. And that he had better things to do. But after […]

Everyone’s Favorite Fake Doctor/College Football Analyst Lou Holtz About To Officially Become A Fake Doctor

Lou Holtz is already parading himself as a doctor (amongst other things) so a particular university has decided to award him an honorary doctorate degree. Can you guess who? I’ll give you a minute to mull it over…. Yeah, I know you don’t need a minute. It’s obvious. Notre Dame. And yes, I know he’s […]

Reporting San Diego State NCAA Tournament Updates Is A Dangerous Job, But Someone Has Do It

And that someone is 10News Sports Director Ben Higgins. Higgins risks getting run over by a SUV in reverse yesterday just so the people of San Diego can get their updates about the Aztecs. Now that’s dedication.

If You’re A Fan Of NCAA Tournament Office Pools, You Might Not Want To Get A Job At ESPN

While you’re building a repore with your coworkers through the joy of gambling your hard earned money on your NCAA tournament bracket this month, the poor saps at ESPN are stuck working and getting things done. Because up in Bristol, the art of office pooling is outlawed. And it’s because a few ESPN crew members […]

Damon Wayans Is Obviously The Right Person To Play Colin Cowherd In New CBS Sitcom

I guess we’re going to start the last day of the week with a story (and decision) that seemingly comes from left field. Now stay with me as long as you can. Executives at CBS have tapped Damon Wayans to play ESPN’s Colin Cowherd in their new sitcom. Let me repeat that just in case […]

Let’s Start The Week With A Montreal Sports Radio Show Where Everything Is Broken But The Microphones

An obviously frustrated Marco Campagna was trying to figure out exactly why everything is broken during the Tony Marinaro show on Montreal’s 990AM The Team. He exhibits his frustrations by unleashing f-bomb after f-bomb; all the while not know that there is one thing that is definitely not broken……. His microphone. Via Fagstein

Let’s Start The Week With Bob Knight Saying Chickensh*t On National Television

While you were busy doing what you did on Saturday morning, ESPN’s attempted to make their non-college football version of College Gameday a little more watchable. Well, ESPN didn’t really, their no nonsense college basketball analyst Bob Knight did. During one of the many gimmicks that are used to attempt the show interesting, Knight played […]

ESPN’s Howard Bryant Pleads Not Guilty, Plays Race Card

Things are moving quickly in Howard Bryant’s domestic assault and battery case. Bryant has already pleaded not guilty to the charges levied upon him and just as quickly, he has played the race card. Bryant and his wife Veronica spoke to the Springfield Republic and they both deny there was an assault and they both […]

ESPN’s Howard Bryant Arrested On Domestic Assault And Battery Charges

ESPN’s Howard Bryant, best known for his hoop earring and writing things here and there, was arrested on Saturday on domestic assault and battery charges. Bryant, allegedly, choked his estranged wife and hit a police officer in broad daylight in front of an area pizzeria. You simply can’t make this stuff up. A senior writer […]

Fox To Use Glowing Cars For Daytona 500

Yes, glowing cars. Well actually, they’ll be using thermal cameras, but glowing cars sounds a lot better right? The idea is that packs of cars can spew so much heat that cars trailing them have to back off or their engines will overheat. The glows, from two thermal cameras normally used to spot overheating in […]

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