Jack Clark Gets A New Job Talking About Those “Poopy In Their Pants” St. Louis Cardinals

Good news Cardinals fans. You will indeed get another season of St. Louis’ critically acclaimed ranter, Jack Clark. Yeah, I know he quit his job (or got fired, same thing) with Fox Sports Midwest because he was tired of those “poopy in their pants” Cardinals. And that he had better things to do. But after […]

Don’t Mind Magazine Cover Tiger Woods, He’s Just Enjoying The View

There are so many different ways to go with this one, so I’ll just pass. Because frankly, you see what’s going on here. Well, at least you should. So let’s just let magazine cover Tiger enjoy this in peace. Via @darrenrovell

In Case You’re Wondering, Arizona Diamonbacks Bullpen Catcher Jeff Motuzas Will Eat Anything (Except Poop And Urine)

Before you get your panties in a bunch about how “this isn’t news”, you’re right, it isn’t. Feel better now? No? Well, what if I told you that the Wall Street Journal thinks that Jeff Motuzas’ penchant for eating anything is story worth telling? Still not moved? Well, you just can’t be pleased can you? […]

Emeka Okafor Is Definitely Living Right

There isn’t any real way to explain this shot from Emeka Okafor that sent the Hornets’ game against the Jazz into overtime. But he’s a try: The man barely gets the ball in his hand, flips it toward the basketball, and it goes in. Oh, and from about half court. As for the game the […]

One Minute Jadeveon Clowney Was Getting A Standing Ovation In A Bar, The Next He Was Being Frisked By Police

The gem of South Carolina’s recruiting class and unanimous top high school player Jadeveon Clowney found himself in a bar late last night in Columbia, South Carolina. Upon stepping foot in the “Salty Nut”, the locals promptly gave their 18 year-old savior a standing ovation. Presumably, for signing with their beloved Gamecocks and because that’s […]

The Glory Lines: Scores From First Night Of Sweet Sixteen, Kevin Love May Be Out For The Rest Of Season, & Buck Showalter Rips Derek Jeter, Theo Epstein

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Bret Hart’s Unflattering Rendering of Hulk Hogan (The Big Lead) Derrick Williams and Arizona send No. […]

106 Year-Old Lakers Fan Loves Kobe Bryant And Derek Fisher, Doesn’t Love Lamar Odom

That young lady pictured above is Charlotte Cross. And she may very well be the oldest Lakers fan alive. Now, even though living to see the age of 106 is something for all of us to marvel at, there is another quality that Charlotte has that is more newsworthy, to me at least. That quality […]

Ochocinco Attends MLS Tryout

First there was the reality show ‘Ultimate Catch’ on VH-1, then came the T.Ocho show on Versus, and now we can catch Chad Ochocinco in a comedy of sorts as he “tries” out for Sporting Kansas City, a MLS franchise. The Cincinnati Bengals WR played soccer in high school, but obviously showed a significant amount […]

Everyone’s Favorite Fake Doctor/College Football Analyst Lou Holtz About To Officially Become A Fake Doctor

Lou Holtz is already parading himself as a doctor (amongst other things) so a particular university has decided to award him an honorary doctorate degree. Can you guess who? I’ll give you a minute to mull it over…. Yeah, I know you don’t need a minute. It’s obvious. Notre Dame. And yes, I know he’s […]

Next Time, Chris Bosh Will Think Twice Before Jumping With Rodney Stuckey

For some odd reason, Chris Bosh tried to be a shot blocker in 4th quarter of the Heat’s victory over the Pistons last night. And if you haven’t figured it out by now, he failed miserably. So for his failures, he got to be a part of a Rodney Stuckey poster. Just another lesson for […]