Charlie Strong Named Louisville’s Head Coach

The University of Louisville has finally gotten their man as they are set to announce that Florida defensive coordinator Charlie Strong will be their new head coach. School spokesman Kenny Klein says the school is planning a press conference Wednesday afternoon to introduce Strong as its new head coach. Louisville athletic director Tom Jurich flew […]

The Glory Lines 12/09/09

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Great Moments In Unlicensed Pittsburgh Sports Merch: Ray Lewis Shot Joey Porter  (PSAMP Gammons Ends Hall of Fame Run with ESPN (ESPN) Ochocinco Threatens to Blow Vikings’ Horn on Sunday (The […]

Want to sell tickets, tell’em M.J. is going to be there

Utah Flash NBDL owner Brandt Andersen knows how to sell out an arena. Instead of selling tickets based on his team’s performance, Andersen spread a little rumor, or lie that stated Michael Jordan would play former Utah Jazz guard Bryon Russell 1-on-1 at the half of the Flash’ first home game. 7,500 fans were swindled […]

Houston Nutt Won’t Be Taking His Product To Kansas

The mastermind behind the most overrated program in college football this season somehow garnered interest from another program.  Yes, my mind is blown as well. And after just a day of basking in that interest, he has informed the interested program that they don’t have to worry about him making their program completely overrated too. Mississippi football […]

The Things People Do To Fund Their Sister’s Boyfriend’s NASCAR Team

Owning a NASCAR team is tough, I’m sure. And apparently pretty expensive. So when the money begins to run dry, what does one do to save your sister’s boyfriend’s team? Mail fraud, Duh! Donna White, 48, who pleaded guilty to mail fraud, is scheduled to be sentenced March 11, said U.S. Attorney Jim Letten’s office. […]

Some In The Mainstream Media May Need To Tread Lightly When It Comes To This Tiger Fiasco

We all know that good things, as well as bad things , eventually come to an end. So one day, maybe after Tiger’s 100th lay comes forward, this pageviews extravaganza will be all over. Tiger will just go back to beating everyone in golf and things will go back to normal. And by “normal”, I […]

The Glory Lines 12/8/09

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEKEND IN GRAPHS (EDSBS) Brendan Haywood has a problem with Elin Woods (Brendan Haywood – YB) Terrance Watanabe Will Top Any Gambling Story You’ve Ever Heard: He Lost […]

Your 2009 Heisman Trophy Finalist Are Named

The finalists for the Heisman trophy have been announced and there isn’t much of a surprise. That’s unless you were hoping for CJ Spiller to be invited. Toby Gerhart: 311 carries, 1,736 yards, 23 TDs.The man was a beast this season.  Tim Brown has already stated that he voted for him,  so there’s one vote.  […]

Tiger Woods Gets His Very Own SNL Skit

And it comes equipped with a washed up childhood actor from Kenan and Kel. Now which is which again? Nevermind. No one cares. Fan of No Guts, No Glory? Subscribe to our feed! or Follow us on Twitter!

March Madness May Soon Be Known As March Absurdness

A word that you will undoubtedly hear over and over again the next few weeks is playoff. Mainly because everyone is clamoring for one in college football. Instead we are stuck with the BCS and their twitter page that tries to spin the fact that the BCS just sucks. But we have all month to […]