Brian Cushing Creates New Disorder To Explain His Positive PED Test

Houston Texans linebacker, Brian Cushing is currently suspended for the first 4 games of the NFL regular season for testing positive for the drug hCG. Of course, Cushing has maintained that he hasn’t taken anything. But unlike other athletes that have found themselves in this situation, Cushing has decided to prove his case by creating […]

So What Exactly Would Push LeGarrette Blount To Punch A Man In The Face?

It’s a question that we’ve not quite had answered. All we knew was Oregon had just lost to Boise State and all of a sudden LeGarrette Blount knocked Boise State’s Byron Hout the f#$% out. The days to follow were filled with slow motion replays, fast motion replays, and a lot of laughter. But the […]

Let’s Start The Week With “Trapped In The Closet”, Starring Donovan McNabb And A Young Fan

NFL training camps are heaven for a practical joker. They’ve had all offseason to put together elaborate schemes to entertain themselves and their teammates. Usually, it’s the rookies that receive the brunt of these schemes, but Washington Redskins tight end, Chris Cooley decided to go after a bigger fish. That fish was no other than […]

The Glory Lines: Tim Tebow’s Hazing Haircut, Brandon Morrow’s Near No Hitter, Isiah Thomas Rejoins The Knicks, & Tiger Woods’ Worst Score Ever

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Tebow sporting his new hazing haircut (LenDale White’s twitter) Isiah Thomas officially returns to New York Knicks two years after scandal-marred exit from Garden (NY Daily News) Inside Jerry Rice’s HOF […]

Come For The Minor League Baseball, Stay To Watch A Man Get Set On Fire

Minor league baseball teams are notorious for their promotions. Some are cheesy, some are rather entertaining, and some are plain outright dumb. No matter what category a team’s promotions fall under, they all have one goal. Sell tickets. Because of such a lofty goal, these minor league clubs get all their creative folks in one […]

Roger Goodell Wants HGH Testing In The NFL

After news of Major League Baseball successfully implementing HGH blood tests in the minor leagues, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is angling to bring the tests to the NFL. In an interview with The Associated Press while riding with former NFL coach and TV broadcaster John Madden on the Madden Cruiser between visits Wednesday to the […]

Here’s Your Obligatory “Octopus Predicts Brett Favre’s Future” Video

Since the World Cup has convinced us all that surely every octopus on the planet is psychic, it was only a matter of time before someone found an octopus to settle the “will he, won’t he” about Brett Favre once and for all. Via The Star Tribune Have some breaking news or an interesting story […]

The Glory Lines: Alabama Tops USA Today’s Preseason Poll, Kevin Youkilis Is Out For The Year, & Little League Coach On Steroids Beats Down Another Coach

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Shaquille O’Neal wants to fight Jim Rome (Ball Don’t Lie) Roger Goodell’s visit leaves some Redskins feeling frustrated (Washington Post) Alabama opens at No. 1 in USA TODAY Coaches’ poll, Boise […]

My Last Brett Favre Article, Ever

He is laughing at us all, literally. Sports fans, journalists, bloggers and even his employers have been bamboozled and humiliated by this man, Brett Favre, that was once a legend. Yes, was a legend. Quintessential superstars and legends don’t publicly sway back and forth before retiring. Favre has verbally retired at least three times, including […]

5 Most Underrated Teams Heading Into The College Football Season

As we inch closer to the beginning of the college football season, here are the 5 most underrated teams to look out for this season. Miami Hurricanes This team is loaded on both sides of the ball and I’m shocked that they haven’t been getting more press. Jacory Harris has all of his receivers back […]