Chad Pennington Even Gets Injured In The Offseason

Free agent Chad Pennington has suffered yet another career threatening injury. This time the injury wasn’t a shoulder, he’s injured his right shoulder on several occasions, but is a torn ACL. The injury occurred during a pick up basketball game instead of on the football field. The 11-year veteran has had four major shoulder injuries […]

Good News Everyone, Dominique Wilkins’ Attacker’s Swollen Eye Was Part Of The Plan

From the looks of that mug shot, when Rashan S. Michel tried to catch Dominique Wilkins slippin’ about his money, he lost control of the situation very quickly. But no need to worry. Michel was in complete control of the situation. In fact, he took to his newly created Twitter account to explain that the […]

Before It’s All Over, We All Are Going To End Up Hating VCU

When I say us, I remove myself because I only kinda dislike them because they eliminated my beloved Florida State Seminoles in the “Sweet Sixteen. The hate? Well that is reserved for Leonard Hamilton’s offensive coaching ability, but that’s a whole ‘nother story that we can discuss at a later date. The story that we […]

If You Won’t Stop Your Baby From Crying, David Ferrer And His Tennis Ball Will

Each tennis player has their own way of dealing with poor play. Some yell at critical announcers perched above the action and some fire tennis balls in the direction of a crying and then blame his poor play on indigestion. Spanish pro David Ferrer prefers the latter. A baby was bawling in the stands, and […]

The Glory Lines: Dominique Wilkins Attacked After Hawks Game, John Wall Gets Ejected, & The Mets Are Still Begging For Money

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Preakness announces new mascot: All hail Kegasus (Off the Bench) LeBron and My New Race Riot […]

Baseball Is Back!

Opening Day is less that twenty hours away. The boys of summer are heading back to the field. MLB’s Opening Day has a sort of mystique to it. It has some type of euphoric feeling attached that can be felt by sports addicts everywhere. I’ve had enough of 24-hour NFL Lockout coverage, the Lebron James […]

Of Course You Can Get Free Timberwolves Tickets When You Buy Cans Of Corn

And we’re supposed to take the Timberwolves seriously? Oh yeah, we’re not. Via Canishoopus

We Don’t Know If Randy Edsall Can Turn Maryland Into A Winner, But He Will Turn Them Into A Well Groomed Group Of Guys

Spring practice is underway at universities around the nation so now is a good time to check in Maryland’s new head coach Randy Edsall. If you recall, Edsall took the Maryland job days before his UConn team was to get embarrassed in the Orange Bowl. Since then, Edsall has been thinking about how he plans […]

Let’s Listen To Austin Carr Call Chris Bosh A “RuPaul Lookalike”

If you hadn’t heard, the Cavaliers beat the Heat last night. Which obviously makes the Cavaliers’ season a success. And in middle of the Cavaliers making their season a success, Cavs announcer Austin Carr took a moment from actually analyzing the game to call Chris Bosh, well, gay. I mean, that’s what calling another man […]

Mike Krzyzewski Finally Got Around To Responding To Jalen Rose And The ‘Fab 5’ Documentary

While Grant Hill was busy missing the point and the internet was on fire after hearing Jimmy King call Christian Laettner a b*#@h, Duke and Mike Krzyzewski were mum. Probably because they were still busy with games that were being played in 2011 and not 1991. Well, now that the Dukies aren’t very busy anymore, […]