Saints Deuce McAllister To Retire

New Orleans Saints RB Deuce McAllister announced Tuesday that he is heading to retirement after 8 seasons in the NFL. McAllister was released by the Saints last February. His body began to breakdown after the second of two reconstructive knee surgeries in 2007, his mobility was severely limited and the franchise added younger, healthier backs […]

Someone Finally Gets A Photo Of A Tiger-Like Figure At Sex Clinic

You knew it would happen sooner or later. As soon as someone uttered the words “Tiger in sex rehab”, the photogs would sleep in any bush that they needed to for a glimpse.  The bushes they have been sleeping in are at Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services’ facility called Gentle Path in Hattiesburg, […]

The Glory Lines 1/20/10

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Bernie Kosar Google search yields humbling results (The Sports Hernia) MSU Recruiting Weekend Includes Visit To Strip Club? (Mr. SEC) You’re in Trouble: Ballboy Has Accident on Court, Delays Match (Fan […]

Did Norv Turner Deserve A Contract Extension?

Despite being bounced by the Jets in the Divisional Playoffs 17-14 after their bye week, the San Diego Chargers gave head coach, Norv Turner a 3-year contract extension. The Chargers finished the season 13-3 and won their third consecutive AFC West title, but have yet to make it to the Super Bowl under Turner’s direction. […]

Bill Cowher Dupes The Bills Into Hiring Chan Gailey

How do you nicely tell an organization that you’re not interested in their head coaching job? You politely offer up another candidate. The Buffalo Bills have hired former Dallas Cowboys and Georgia Tech coach Chan Gailey as their new coach, a team source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter. he team announced it would hold […]

Not Only Was Vincent Jackson Handcuffed During Sunday’s Game, He Was Hancuffed Before The Game Too

You witnessed Darrelle Revis handcuff Vincent Jackson, and any other receiver that came to his side of the field, but what you didn’t get to witness is Jackson being handcuffed before the game. Just hours before the Chargers, Jets game on Sunday, police officers pulled Jackson over for “loud music”. And then the fun started. […]

The Glory Lines 1/19/10

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Mark McGwire: Apparently, we only had a week to “talk about the past” (Joe Sports Fan) Norv Turner’s contract extended through 2013 (The San Diego Union-Tribune) Jose Offerman banned for life […]

Sounds Like Jayson Williams Won’t Have Any Problem Adjusting To Prison Life

File this one away in the “WTF?” department. Nowadays, a lot of people might take a pass on getting into a limousine with Jayson Williams, who pleaded guilty to aggravated assault on Monday in the 2002 fatal shooting of his limo driver. But, 10 years ago, pals who did party with the former Nets star […]

Rick Neuheisel Has Retrieved His Manhood Since Pete Carroll Left Town

There were a few winners from Pete Carroll taking the Seattle Seahawks job. Of course, Carroll was a winner because he was able to jump ship right before the NCAA hammer drops on him. Lane Kiffin was a winner because he, once again, has secured a top, high paying job without proving a thing. And […]

The Glory Lines 1/18/10

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Dooley’s First Victory: Rock Fight With Lane Kiffin (SPORTSbyBROOKS) Is Phillips Back on the Hot Seat? (My Sports Rumors) Chicago landlord suing former Cub Milton Bradley (Chicago Sun-Times) Mike Leach Rally […]