We Don’t Know If Randy Edsall Can Turn Maryland Into A Winner, But He Will Turn Them Into A Well Groomed Group Of Guys

Spring practice is underway at universities around the nation so now is a good time to check in Maryland’s new head coach Randy Edsall. If you recall, Edsall took the Maryland job days before his UConn team was to get embarrassed in the Orange Bowl. Since then, Edsall has been thinking about how he plans […]

Let’s Listen To Austin Carr Call Chris Bosh A “RuPaul Lookalike”

If you hadn’t heard, the Cavaliers beat the Heat last night. Which obviously makes the Cavaliers’ season a success. And in middle of the Cavaliers making their season a success, Cavs announcer Austin Carr took a moment from actually analyzing the game to call Chris Bosh, well, gay. I mean, that’s what calling another man […]

Mike Krzyzewski Finally Got Around To Responding To Jalen Rose And The ‘Fab 5’ Documentary

While Grant Hill was busy missing the point and the internet was on fire after hearing Jimmy King call Christian Laettner a b*#@h, Duke and Mike Krzyzewski were mum. Probably because they were still busy with games that were being played in 2011 and not 1991. Well, now that the Dukies aren’t very busy anymore, […]

Jalen Rose Arrested For DUI

Here’s Jalen Rose in all his DUI mug shot glory to start the day. A mug shot that was taken on March 11, but was swept under the rug until today. A day that we will involve a least one more post that involves him. Talk about perfect timing. Now onto the matter at hand. […]

The Glory Lines: Fiesta Bowl CEO Fired Over Scandal, LeBron Skips Introductions In Cleveland, & PAC-12 May Play Games On Sunday

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. More Dick Vitale College Banners BABY! (TAUNTR) Andre Ethier isn’t sure of future with Dodgers (LA […]

This Red Sox Fan Is Also A Fan Of Robbing Banks

Today is quickly starting to play out like your local evening news. But we won’t apologize. I mean, we could be discussing that Brett Favre to the Panthers rumor. Yeah, you don’t want that. So let’s dig into the story of a serial bank robber who is taking Ohio by storm. And most importantly, he’s […]

Sacramento Man Unloads A Car He Stole, Can’t Unload The Kings Tickets Inside

If there was ever a story that drove the point home that Sacramento will more than likely lose the Kings, this is it. Twenty seven year-old David Morris stole a car that contained 60 Kings tickets. When Sacramento police found the car, there were still 29 tickets left in the car. An Orangevale man has […]

The University Of Tennessee Has Wiped Away Any Evidence Of A Bruce Pearl Era

Most Vols fans will admit that Bruce Pearl was one of the best coaches they have had in a long time. But with the recent NCAA findings which led to Pearl being fired, Tennessee is going to great lengths to prove to the NCAA that they want nothing more to do with Pearl. As an […]

The Glory Lines: Bernard Hopkins And Jean Pascal Fight At Press Conference, Bud Adams Guarantees There Will Be Football In 2011, & Larry Drew Enrolls At UCLA

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t attend a soccer match in Colombia (Off the […]

Bonds’ Sexual Performance Ruined By Steroids

On Monday, during his federal perjury trial, Barry Bonds was forced to endure his ex-mistress’ testimony concerning the effects steroids had on their sex life. Bonds’ former mistress, Kimberly Bell, said that Bonds sexual performance declined in the latter parts of their relationship. Of course, a statement no man wants to hear. Adding insult to […]