Here Are The Jim Tressel Emails That Prove That He’s Not A Smart As We Thought He Was

Lately, I’ve been railing on and on about how smart Jim Tressel is. Boy, was I wrong. After all the smart things that Tressel has done, he goes and does one of the dumbest things a man can do. He left a paper trail. A paper trail that proves that isn’t as smart as I […]

The Glory Lines: Jim Tressel Suspended Two Games, Tiki Barber Returning To The NFL, & Zack Greinke To Start The Season On DL After Breaking Rib Playing Basketball

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Soccer Player Tackles Borat Mankini-Wearing Pitch Intruder, Gets Ejected (Sportress of Blogitude) Ohio State football coach […]

NFL Player Moves Back In With Parents Due to CBA Uncertainty

During countless radio and T.V. interviews, we’ve heard most NFL players state that they have begun modifying their spending in case of a lockout. One player, New York Jets’ left guard Matt Slauson, has taken his modification one step further. Slauson has moved back in with the folks. By folks, I do mean his parents. […]

And Here’s How You Catch A Flying Bat While Not Spilling Your Beer

Heroes come in many forms and fashions. And they can be found anywhere. A hero can be one who totes a gun to protect the freedoms of a nation. Or a hero can tote a Red Stripe and a rather sticky hand to protect the well being of fans in his section of the ballpark […]

Of Course Jim Tressel Knew About His Players Selling Memorabilia

Surprise! Jim Tressel is good. Really good. Not at coaching football, that’s obvious. He’s also good at being the smartest man in the room. Especially if the room consists of student athletes and anyone from the NCAA. Not only did he coerce the players involved in this memorabilia ring to come back another year, he […]

Why Yes, That Is Indeed Tom Brady And His Ponytail Dancing At Rio Carnival

I don’t know what has gotten into Tom Brady. Nor do I want to know. First the man is trying to tie the sheepdog on his head into a ponytail and now the man is dancing at Rio Carnival. Hide the children. They don’t need to see their hero like this.

The Glory Lines: NBA Dunk Contest Was Rigged, ESPN Creating Its Own Sports Media Blog, & NBA Players Like Taking Naps

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. The NBA Dunk Contest Was (Maybe, A Little Bit) Totally Rigged! (SB Nation) Notre Dame to […]

Richard Williams Has Finally Gotten Out The Game

Gather round. Time to pour out a little liquor from our pimp cups for the playa Richard Williams. You all remember Richard Williams, right? Venus and Serena Williams’ dad. Richard Williams, who had a little tenderoni that is 37 years younger than him. Yeah, now you remember. Well, he decided to marry that tenderoni, thus […]

Questionable Poses: Tom Brady’s New Onytail

It’s bad enough that the man has a blonde sheep dog on his head. Now, he’s attempting to tie that sheep dog into a ponytail. Which leaves him with an “onytail” instead of a ponytail. There’s many more angles of Brady’s sheepdog onytail ahead, if you can stomach it. Ok, that’s all I can stomach. […]

I Guess We Should Attempt To Narrow Down Which Miami Heat Players Cried Yesterday

By now, you’ve all heard or read about Erik Spoelstra outing some of his players for crying after yesterday’s loss to the Bulls. But he stopped short of actually spilling the beans about who those players actually are. So, we feel it’s our job to help narrow things down so you can sound really intelligent […]