Jerry Jones Hit With The Mother Of All Sexual Assault Lawsuits

Dallas Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones may be in a little hot water stemming from a drunken night on the town. According to a lawsuit filed (PDF) by Patricia Gavin, when Jones wasn’t bad mouthing Tim Tebow and Bill Parcells, he was busy sexually assaulting her. But according to Gavin, this wasn’t just your run of […]

Let’s Start The Week By Watching Jim Knox Get Roughed Up During Colorado’s Pregame Ritual

Let me introduce you to Jim Knox. Knox is a sideline reporter for Fox Sports. Knox’s sideline reporter duties sent him to Boulder, Colorado this past weekend for the Georgia-Colorado game. Instead of just sticking to the usual duties of a sideline reporter, Knox decided that he wanted to participate in Colorado’s pregame ritual and […]

The Glory Lines: Mike Singletary’s Job Is Safe, Carlos Boozer Out 8 Weeks With A Broken Hand, Oregon Jumps Boise St, & Kyle Orton Calls Titans Defense ‘Cheap’

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Victorious Rays build champagne slip-n-slide (Big League Stew) Sources: Mike Singletary’s job safe (ESPN) Breaking fall […]

Your College Football Previewrooski: Week 5

Many teams separated themselves from the pack this past week. This weekend is filled with conference games, so I suggest you get all your chores out the way early. Game Of The Week #4 Oregon Ducks VS #9 Stanford Cardinal Even though it’s early, I think the winner of this game wins the Pac-10 this […]

Shaun Smith’s Hobby Of Grabbing Another Man’s Nuts Has Cost Him $10,000

We all sat and watched in horror as Shaun Smith morphed into a serial nut grabber right before our eyes. But we weren’t the only ones watching. The NFL also watched Smith do things to Anthony Davis’ nuts that another man just shouldn’t do. So in response, the NFL has decided to fine Smith $10,000. […]

One Can Only Imagine What Is Going Through Tiger’s Mind At This Particular Moment

Before we get into the Daily Mail’s claims that Tiger is “staring at Katherine Jenkins’s bottom as she performed at the opening ceremony of the Ryder Cup”, I would just like to go on record and say that if he is staring at what we think he’s staring at, he should be. Cut the man […]

And Here’s How A Few Texans Fans Prepared For Their Tilt With The Cowboys

Tailgating is such a random experience. On one day, you can get treated to some great cuisine. On another, you can get completely tore up to the floor up. And on yet another day you can watch someone get dropped.

Unaccustomed To Seeing A Team Celebrate A Division Title, Multiple People Report The Reds For Smoking Indoors

A few things happen in a locker room when athletes celebrate winning something. There is champagne drinking. There is high-fiving and man-hugging. And last, but not least, there is cigar smoking. So when the Cincinnati Reds won their first NL Central title in 15 years, all of the above happened in the locker room. And […]

The Glory Lines: Arizona Diamondbacks Rookie Hazing, More Problems For UNC, ESPN To Lauch ESPNW For Women, & LeBron Plays The Race Card

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Arizona Diamondbacks Dress Rookies Up in Speedos and Swim Outfits for Hazing (Larry Brown Sports) Money […]

Jay Mariotti Pleads No Contest To Domestic Violence Charge, Gets Probation And Community Service

The legal issues for Jay Mariotti came to an end to when he plead no contest to a misdemeanor domestic violence charger. As a part of his plea agreement, six other misdemeanors were dropped and he will be on 3 years probation, have to perform 40 days of community service, complete a 52-week domestic violence […]