The Glory Lines: Patriots Trade Randy Moss To The Vikings, Jay Mariotti Out At AOL, ESPN, Larry Bird Was Offered The Cavaliers Job, & Dwyane Wade Injured In Big Three Debut

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Can President Obama Dunk Over LeBron James? In New NBA Jam, Damn Right He Can (Sportress […]

Yankees Name Starters, Burnett Left Out

The Yankees have been a fixture in the postseason over the past decade and a half. They have earned a playoff slot 15 of the last 16 seasons. The Yankees will enter this year’s postseason as the AL East’s wild card team, partly because of pitching, A.J. Burnett to be exact. At 33-years old, Burnett […]

Questionable Poses: Somebody Tell Amar’e Stoudamire To Put Some D#$@ Clothes On, Please

Just because Diana Taurasi can do it, doesn’t mean you can, Amar’e.

Bolivian President Places His Knee In Opposing Soccer Player’s Groin

In today’s “bad things to do to another man’s nuts news”, Bolivian president, Evo Morales decided to take things into his own hands, or knee, after seeing one of his countrymen get taken down by a hard foul by his opponent. For those of you who prefer the written word for your explanation, here it […]

It Sure Didn’t Take Long For The Source That Says That Mack Brown May Get ‘Bobby Bowden’d’ To Appear

I knew there was a chance that this would happen. You knew that there was a chance that this would happen. But we both didn’t expect it to happen. Maybe we were just naïve. But somehow, some way, the “source” that says Texas may ask Mack Brown to retire at the end of the season […]

Joe Maddon Is Taking This Plaid Thing A Little Too Far

When Tampa Bay Rays manager, Joe Maddon unveiled his “BRayser”, we all laughed. Yes, it was a horrible fashion idea, but it seemingly made him happy and we could just point and laugh at him. Win, win for everyone. But now Maddon is taking it beyond the fashion of himself and his team. The man […]

The Glory Lines: Eagles Contact Bills About Marshawn Lynch, Chuck Cecil Fined $40,000 For Flipping The Bird, Mike Vick Out 2-6 Weeks, & Dwayne Jarrett Popped For DWI

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Titans’ Chuck Cecil fined $40K for flipping bird (Tennessean) Doctor says Eagles’ Vick might be out […]

On Friday, You Can See Diana Taurasi (Almost) Naked In ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue

I’m not sure if you’ve had a long standing wish to see Phoenix Mercury star, Diana Taurasi (almost) naked, but if that sounds like something you interested in, Friday is your lucky day. Because that is the day (officially) when ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue hits newsstands. And from the looks of it, those of […]

What We Learned: College Football’s Week 5

Week 5 is in the books. Let’s see what we learned. Les Miles has to be one of the luckiest coaches I have ever seen. This guy is one of the worst coaches in college football. He backed into a National Title with Nick Saban’s players and his time management skills are terrible. But he […]

Jerry Jones Hit With The Mother Of All Sexual Assault Lawsuits

Dallas Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones may be in a little hot water stemming from a drunken night on the town. According to a lawsuit filed (PDF) by Patricia Gavin, when Jones wasn’t bad mouthing Tim Tebow and Bill Parcells, he was busy sexually assaulting her. But according to Gavin, this wasn’t just your run of […]