The Glory Lines 9/16/09

  It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! ANIMAL ABUSE IN THE NAME OF FANDOM. AGAIN. (EDSBS) NFL Things To Like and Not To Like About Week 1 (My Sports Rumors) From The Couch: Ben-Gals Cheerleaders Pull A […]

Your NFL Power Rankings: Week 1

Keezy W. will be handling this season’s NFL power rankings here at No Guts. For some reason he’s a Denver Broncos fan so any jokes about the Broncos or complaints about these rankings should be done in the comments. After an exciting opening week of NFL action, it’s time for the Week 1 power rankings. […]

Landry Jones Is Getting Attention From Opposing Defenses As Well As The American Mustache Institute

The night Sam Bradford went down with a shoulder injury was a sad day for Boomer Sooner. But a knight with a shiny mustache came to the rescue. Yes, they went on to lose that game against BYU, but Oklahoma’s most intriguing mustache had now been put on full display for the nation to marvel […]

Brady looks as good as new

There are only two QB’s in the NFL that can lead their team to victory after trailing 24-13 with two minutes left to play in regulation. Peyton Manning is one and the other hadn’t played a game in a full year, but last night looked as if he hasn’t missed a beat. Tom Brady went […]

College Football Week Two: What We Learned

J Will bring us what we learned from week one of the college football season. Ohio State still can’t win the big games. Ohio State once again proved that when the spotlight is on them, they fall flat on their faces. Well actually, the offense fell on their face because the Ohio State defense played […]

The Glory Lines 9/15/09

  It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! NFL Fake Tweets, Week 1 (FanHouse) CELEBRITIES AND THE US OPEN (The World of Isaac) The 23 Greatest Michael Jordan Commercials Of All Time (Hail Mary Jane) Crabtree is getting […]

Blow Out Sale: All Lenny Dykstra Memorabilia Must Go

If you haven’t heard, Lenny Dykstra is a little strapped for cash these days. He is said to have less than $50,000 of assets and and between $10 million and $50 million of liabilities. So as you can see, Dykstra’s money is looking real funny. The word on the street is Lenny has found a […]

Brian Urlacher’s Season Is Over

As agonizing as last night’s loss to the Packers for me as a Bears fan, it just got all the more worse. Brian Urlacher is done for the season after dislocating his right wrist. Yes, Brian Urlacher is done for the SEASON! Brian Urlacher appears to be out for the season after dislocating his right […]

Still Salty From ’98, Bryon Russell Wants A Piece Of Michael Jordan

Much has been made of the speech Michael Jordan gave during his enshrinement at the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame on Friday night (Here’s the video: part 1, part 2,  part 3).  Some called his speech petty. Some believe that the speech revealed Jordan’s arrogance. But one thing that everyone must admit is that the […]

If The Broncos Can Pull This Off A Couple Times A Game, They Just May Be A Playoff Contender

But for some reason, I don’t think they will. And yes, Gus Johnson had to change his pants afterwards. Fan of No Guts, No Glory? Subscribe to our feed! or Follow us on Twitter!