The Glory Lines: Greg Gumbel Forgets He Works For CBS, Barry Bonds’ Perjury Trial Begins Today, & Eagles Ready To Trade Kevin Kolb

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at Chris Kluwe Mocks Roger Goodell’s Letter, Lockout on White Board (Larry Brown Sports) Bonds trial begins, […]

Reporting San Diego State NCAA Tournament Updates Is A Dangerous Job, But Someone Has Do It

And that someone is 10News Sports Director Ben Higgins. Higgins risks getting run over by a SUV in reverse yesterday just so the people of San Diego can get their updates about the Aztecs. Now that’s dedication.

If You’re A Fan Of NCAA Tournament Office Pools, You Might Not Want To Get A Job At ESPN

While you’re building a repore with your coworkers through the joy of gambling your hard earned money on your NCAA tournament bracket this month, the poor saps at ESPN are stuck working and getting things done. Because up in Bristol, the art of office pooling is outlawed. And it’s because a few ESPN crew members […]

JaVale McGee Doesn’t Care If You Didn’t Like How He Messed Around And Got A Triple Double

If you recall, JaVale McGee tirelessly worked for his first ever triple double Tuesday night in a game that the Wizards lost by double digits to the Bulls. Of course, McGee was criticized by the likes of Kevin McHale and others, but McGee could care less. Because see, in his eyes, he can now boast […]

Damon Wayans Is Obviously The Right Person To Play Colin Cowherd In New CBS Sitcom

I guess we’re going to start the last day of the week with a story (and decision) that seemingly comes from left field. Now stay with me as long as you can. Executives at CBS have tapped Damon Wayans to play ESPN’s Colin Cowherd in their new sitcom. Let me repeat that just in case […]

The Glory Lines: Jim Tressel Extends His Suspension To Five Games, MLB Discussed Contracting A’s And Rays, & Six Players Suspended For Da U’s Season Opener

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at Sad Pitino. Sad Bird. (Deadspin) Tressel asks for, receives same five-game suspension as players (College Football […]

The San Antonio Spurs Obviously Have Nothing To Do With Their Free Time So They Decided To Attend A Lady Gaga Concert

Lo and behold, this is the second mention of Lady Gaga here at No Guts. And I now feel less of a man. But you’re not here to hear about all that. You’re here to hear about the grand ‘ol time that a few San Antonio Spurs players had at the Lady Gaga concert on […]

Get Your Brackets Ready!

It’s tourney time again! Time to fake out your bosses, play hooky and take that extra long lunch hour or two. Is Duke the favorite to win back-to-back with Irving back? Who will be this year’s Cinderella? Don’t know but all the Tip-Off shows start in about five minutes, plus all the games will be […]

Barry Bonds’ Voicemails To Kimberly Bell Went From Nice To Not So Nice

As the federal government is readying their perjury case against Barry Bonds, evidence is slowly beginning to trickle out in the media. Case in point, voicemails that Bonds’ ex-mistress Kimberly Bell kept from her relationship with Bonds. The voicemails show two distinct sides of Bonds. The side of him that isn’t the jerk that he […]

And In Today’s Least Surprising News, Milton Bradley Was Ejected From A Spring Training Game Yesterday

If there are two things that we can count on from Milton Bradley, it’s getting himself in trouble and getting himself ejected from games. And since the newest trend among MLB teams is to take spring training games seriously, Bradley decided to use yesterday’s spring training game against the Brewers as his attempt to take […]