Stan Van Gundy blew it

The Orlando Magic suffered a heartbreaking 99-91 overtime loss against the Lakers last night. Orlando held a 87-82 with 1:30 left in regulation, but the team failed to close it out and in turn are now down 3-1. Some say it was unfortunate, but honestly, bad coaching was the culprit. With 10 seconds left in […]

The Rex Grossman Show Heads To Houston

In a move to lock up the award for “the most useless backups on a roster”, the Houston Texans have signed Rex Grossman to join the awesomeness that is Dan Orlovsky as the insurance policies behind Matt Schaub. On Thursday, the last day of organized team activities, the Texans agreed to terms with Grossman on […]

University Of Minnesota’s Football Games Will Be Even More Boring This Fall

Do you see the joy in these University of Minnesota students? It’s Saturday afternoon (it has to be Saturday afternoon because the Gophers only play in the 12:00 pm game on ESPN2), they have just gotten their first 1st down, and every one of them is so drunk that they don’t notice that they are […]

The Glory Lines 6/12/09

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Any Chance We Un-Learn the Whole Ball Beat the Man Rule? (The Legend of Cecilio Guante) I Thought the First Rule of Betting Was Leave Your Emotions at the Door (Major […]

Dwight Howard must show up in Game 4

The Orlando Magic are facing a 2-1 deficit in the NBA Finals and must win tonight if they have any hopes of winning the title. The key to their attack must be Dwight Howard. Here are three things Howard must do to help the Magic secure a victory in Game 4: 1) Play Physical- Howard […]

Alonzo Mourning bashes Phil Jackson

NBA great, philanthropist and author Alonzo Mourning can now add washed up trash talker to his resume since retiring from the NBA. Recently, Mourning stated that Phil Jackson is a horrible or incapable coach. To tell you the truth, Phil doesn’t have to do anything but call time outs, said Mourning, the former NBA star […]

Chad Ochocinco’s Face Gets Tat-Tat-Tatted Up

For the last week or so, OGOchocinco has been having a grand ole time with his twitter account. And last night he announced to the world (well his followers) that he was gonna get a face tattoo. And since there’s that picture above of him with the state of Florida on his face, I’m sure […]

The Glory Lines 6/11/09

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Playing Dirty (Global Sports Fraternity) Corey Maggette is “Dr. Dolittle” (Outside the Boxscore) Brian Vickers Makes Pit Stop In Times Square (Total Pro Sports) Hugging Chris Young: Fan Runs On Field […]

This Video Makes You Feel Good And Bad, All At The Same Time

You ever seen something that’s not really funny, but it is? You know, something that you feel bad for laughing at, but you just can’t help yourself. Well this video is just that +1000. Since this video needs no introduction or explanation I won’t even try. I’ll just say this, grown man dunking on a […]

Tim Floyd resigns from USC

According to, USC head basketball coach Tim Floyd resigned on Tuesday amidst accusations of a scandal involving former recruit and star player O.J. Mayo. Floyd allegedly gave Rodney Guillory, Mayo’s friend/agent, $1,000 for unknown reasons. Tim Floyd may be shady, but I have a problem with how the NCAA conducts it business. The ‘almighty’ […]

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