LeBron Heading Back To Cleveland: Why All The Disdain?

We all have been fascinated, apparently, by the LeBron James saga since his unparalleled ‘The Decision” aired on ESPN in July. Lets get to the root of the problem. Cleveland, along with some sports figures, entertainers and writers have crucified a young man for making a business decision. All he did was choose a different […]

Magic Johnson Would Beat Derek Anderson’s Butt (And/Or Killed Him) For Smiling On The Sideline

Magic Johnson seems like a normal guy, even keel guy. But for some reason he decided to reveal a more psychotic side when he stopped by “Jimmy Kimmel Live”. Kimmel did what everyone else has been doing and asks Johnson what his reaction was to seeing Derek Anderson smiling on the sideline while his Cardinals […]

And Here We Have A Father Trying To Secure His Own Pay-For-Play Deal Through The Power Of eBay

On the heels of the NCAA basically saying it’s okay for a parent to ask for money as long as their child doesn’t know about it, this crafty eBay user has decided to get a jump on things. Hopefully, the five year-old isn’t a loyal reader of ours or else, this whole thing goes up […]

The Glory Lines: Still No Progress In The Talks Between The Yankees And Derek Jeter, Gary Lineker Poops Himself, & Wizards Say They Aren’t Trying To Trade Gilbert Arenas

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Cigar Guy’s 15 Minutes of Fame Not Up Yet (HHR) Cam Newton ruling demonstrates loophole in […]

Here’s Donald Trump’s Handwritten Letter (On A Newspaper) To Miami’s President Urging Her To Hire Mike Leach

Receiving a handwritten letter on a newspaper is something that most of us wouldn’t take seriously. Unfortunately, Miami president Donna Shalala is forced to take this handwritten letter from Donald Trump just a tad seriously. Mainly because Trump tried to convince her to hire Mike Leach before and she chose Randy Shannon instead. And we […]

Cam Newton Ruled Eligible Even Though You Never Knew He Was Ineligible

Cam Newton was ruled ineligible yesterday by the NCAA. Today, he’s been ruled eligible by the NCAA. Tomorrow, Auburn fans will be even more insufferable than they have already been. “Auburn University football student-athlete Cam Newton is immediately eligible to compete, according to a decision today by the NCAA student-athlete reinstatement staff. The NCAA concluded […]

“Queen James” Apparel Shows Up Just In Time For LeBron’s Return To Cleveland

For Clevelanders, tomorrow is the big day. The day they finally get to face the man that decided to inform them that he had decided to take his talents to South Beach on national television. With such an occasion upon them, it’s imperative that everything be coordinating. From their signs, their chants, and their clothing, […]

Here’s A Story Involving Joakim Noah, John Elway, And A Steam Room

There’s no better way to start off your day than reading a rather awkward tale about two grown men in a steam room together, right? No? Well, that’s how you’re starting your day today. Joakim Noah, take it away. Joakim Noah and John Elway in a steam room together? “Kind of awkward,” said the Bulls […]

The Glory Lines: Jon Gruden To Meet With Miami A.D., Zack Greinke Is Fine With Joining The Yankees, & Derek Jeter In Every Other Team’s Uniform

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Photos: Derek Jeter wears the uniforms of 29 other teams (Big League Stew via The Beckett […]

Lane Kiffin Says He Believes Karma Exists

That is what USC coach Lane Kiffin believes after his Trojans lost to Notre Dame Saturday night. Wondering what made Kiffin come to that conclusion???? Look at none other than Notre Dame DB Harrison Smith who had the game winning interception. Smith is from Knoxville, Tennessee and when Kiffin was told where Smith is from, […]