Joe Maddon’s Hoodie Has Been Laid To Rest

Here’s something I’m sure you didn’t know. Apparently, there is a dress code in Major League Baseball. News to you, right? And apparently, the code doesn’t allow anyone to wear hoodies. See you learn something new everyday. Tampa Bay Rays’ manager, Joe Maddon learned about this too over the weekend, and he’s not exactly thrilled […]

Donovan McNabb Pushing For A Reunion With Terrell Owens

Nothing surprises me anymore in the sports world. And nothing should surprise you either. So I’ll bring you this turn of events without a speckle of surprise in my wording. Donovan McNabb is “encouraging” the Washington Redskins to consider signing Terrell Owens. And in other news, Donovan McNabb is a glutton for punishment. Washington Redskins […]

The Glory Lines 4/20/10

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Jeff Gordon, in Stained Glass Form (First Cuts) Colts DT Eric Foster hit with sex-assault civil suit (Chicago Sun-Times) Why we don’t like Kevin Garnett any more (Ball Don’t Lie) NFL […]

You Won’t Celebrate Your Goal By Climbing Into The Stands On This Guy’s Watch

I’ve never scored a goal in a real deal soccer match. But I assume that the feeling must be exhilarating. And since I’ve never scored a goal, I’ve never had the chance to celebrate said goal. I assume that experience isn’t too bad either, unless of course, your experience is like this guy’s. It’s Monday, […]

The Glory Lines 4/19/10

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Boston Fan Finally Picks A Winner (Deadspin) Sources: Ga. Tech, USC players failed NFL Combine drug test (Fox Sports) Today’s Big Ten expansion scenario: The process accelerates (Dr. Saturday) Sources: Big […]

Behold The Spectacle Of Angry Caps Fan

This is a video of Angry Caps Fan in the wild. And he is indeed angry. Try not to look directly at his lips because your mother wouldn’t want you to read the lips of Angry Caps Fan. Have some breaking news or an interesting story we should see? Hit us up at

Things Just Keep Getting Worse And Worse For Ben Roethlisberger

Usually when one dodges having charges brought against them, things begin to look up. Not so much for Ben Roethlisberger. First, it was the details of what exactly happened in Milledgeville that night. Now comes word that Ben had a run-in with another young lady while he was in the area. During their investigation, the […]

The Jared Allen iPhone App Will Equip You For Life

If you ever wanted to learn how to be more like Jared Allen, today is your lucky day. Because Jared was nice enough to create an iPhone App that will do just that. And who doesn’t want to be more like Jared Allen. Just feast your eyes on the things Allen has in store for […]

Here’s An Australian Football League Headshot To Start Your Day

Let me introduce you to Jordan Lewis. He’s an Australian Football League player. And he’s about to be knocked out cold. And after he’s knocked out cold, play will continue around him like he’s not even there. But have no fear, he will return to this game. Concussed and all. And now since I’ve already […]

Kevin Durant Feels Disrespected By Phil Jackson’s Comments

As we all know, the NBA playoffs start Saturday, but the trash talking has already started. The Los Angeles Lakers and the Oklahoma City Thunder is getting a lot of extra attention due to Phil Jackson’s comments about Kevin Durant’s star treatment. Well Durant was not amused and even gave nut Jackson some props. “I […]