I Wouldn’t Wish The Dick Vitale Fathead On My Worst Enemey

Dick Vitale’s torso has been made into a Fathead so that all the world may plaster him to their wall. But this particular Fathead is unlike any other Fathead. Oh no. This Fathead will haunt your dreams. Why? Because it shall speak. Loudly. In Dick Vitale dialect. God help us all. The company that produces vinyl wall graphics […]

Celtics Continue Push For The Title Of ‘Oldest Team Ever Assembled’ By Signing Michael Finley

Yes, the Celtics are old. Yes, folks believe they are fading down the stretch because they are old. But don’t tell that to Danny Ainge. Being an old team isn’t an issue to him. And apparently being an even older team isn’t an issue to him either. Michael Finley decided to sign with the Celtics, […]

Andy Reid Is The Only Obstacle In The Way Of Trading Donovan McNabb

The Philadelphia Eagles’ quarterback situation is a crowded one. Everyone in the organization believes that one of their three quarterbacks should be dealt. Almost everyone in the organization believes that the quarterback that should be dealt is Donovan McNabb. The lone holdout? Head coach, Andy Reid. Back in January, Reid proclaimed that Donovan McNabb would be […]

The Glory Lines 3/5/10

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Former ASU receiver would like you to look back at him (I’m on a horse) (Out of Bounds) Jets land Cromartie as Revis’ playmate (ESPN) Chargers will keep Darren Sproles (The […]

Lenny Dykstra Aint No Financial Adviser But He’ll Give You Stock Tips

How would you like to get stock tips from a bankrupt former MLB player? Peeked your interest? I hope not. On the slim chance that it did, here’s your chance to be under the tutorledge of a man that has squanded away most of his riches. That man is Lenny Dykstra. Former Phillies star Lenny […]

Chad Ochocinco Likes To Become One With Nature During His Jogs

I’ll let you take what you want from this video. What I’m taking from this is that Chad Ochocinco needs to sit down some where. And put on some d#$n clothes. Via The Big Lead Have some breaking news or an interesting story we should see? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com

The Glory Lines 3/4/10

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! The Tiger Woods workout video is amusing/frightening (Out of Bounds) Antrelle Rolle wants $8 million-per-season (PFT) The Top 8 Coaches in College Basketball – Who is #1? (Midwest Sports Fans) Top […]

Memphis Grizzlies Games Now Come Equipped With Fan Trampoline Injuries

When your ticket price covers a NBA game as well as some dude hitting his head on the rim, I’ll go ahead and say that’s a win. Via Buster Sports Have some breaking news or an interesting story we should see? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com

Of Course Lane Kiffin Thinks Tennessee Was Headed For A SEC Title

Knoxville’s favorite POS, Lane Kiffin recently sat down for an interview with the Sporting News. In it, he deals on his first recruiting class at USC, his regret about the way he left Tennessee, and of course he had to let us know that the Vols were well on their way to a SEC championship […]

The Glory Lines 3/3/10

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Tiger, Ride It, That Pony (FOTP) Mike Vick expresses interest in Panthers (The Charlotte Observer) Taylor Mays is Fast, 4.24 40-Yard Dash Fast (Outside the Boxscore) The Nets will do anything […]