And Here’s A Lesson For Foreigners From Ozzie Guillen

[text-box]Ladies and Gentlemen: Ozzie Guillen on the spat between Jake Peavy and A.J. Pierzynski: “I always say when two white guys fight, the foreigners stay away from that,” said Guillen, a native of Venezuela. “I just got my (citizenship) two years ago. I want to stay away from that.” Well, alright.[/text-box]

Dick Enberg Recalls The Wimbledon When He Got A Glimpse Of A ‘Very Healthy’ Female Streaker

Dick Enberg is in the middle of calling his 28th Wimbledon. A Wimbledon that will also be his last. And with all swan songs, there’s always the “most memorable experience” question. Dick Enberg got that question in an interview with USA Today and his answer had nothing to do with any players on the court. […]

Let’s Start The Day With Peyton And Eli Manning In Something Called ‘Football Cops’

DirecTV has decided that even though they stand to lose a ton of money if the NFL lockout stretches into the fall, they will try to keep a sense of humor about it all. So they decided to put Peyton and Eli Manning in a “trailer” called “Football Cops”. And though it’s kinda amusing, this […]

For Just $199, Your Child Can Attend The Adrian Peterson Football Camp That Adrian Peterson Is Not Attending

Here’s a hypothetical: Suppose that you paid $199 for your young tike to spend a week with Minnesota Vikings star Adrian Peterson at his football camp. And after getting the tike all riled up about it, you visit the camp website for whatever reason and you notice a note stating that Adrian Peterson won’t be […]

Tiger Woods To Sit Out AT&T National, Says Tiger Woods

[text-box] Doctor’s orders: sitting out the #attnational. I’ll be in Philly to support the event. Feeling stronger every day, but not 100%. Can’t argue with doctor’s orders. Via @TigerWoods[/text-box]

Les Miles Shows Up To A Family Basketball Game Dressed The Exact Way You Envisioned He Would

Everyone’s favorite grass eating, timeout blowing, trick play running LSU coach is gearing up for another season at the helm at LSU. But while he’s waiting for the new season to begin, Miles is passing the time by playing a little basketball, while wearing short purple shorts, with the family. Now granted, there is a […]

Here’s How Joe Paterno Prefers To Commit His NCAA Violations

[text-box]Passing by Holuba Hall, where several football players were conducting unsupervised workouts, Paterno stopped to watch for a few minutes without speaking to anyone, he said. Suitably impressed, he returned to his office where he reported to the coaching staff that at least one player had looked good and caught his eye. “You know you […]

Let’s Start The Day With The Texas Rangers Setting A Sunglasses At Night Record

Yes, I’m aware that you had no idea that there was a sunglasses at night record. And yes, we’re aware that some of you may not be all too interested in such a record. But for those that are, you’ll be excited to know that a new record was set by Rangers fans last night. […]

ESPN’s Joe Schad Is Catching Heat For His Reporting On Auburn And Cam Newton

[text-box]If you hadn’t noticed, things are steadily progressing in the Cam Newton saga, but this time Newton isn’t the topic of discussion. Recently during on The Chuck and Chernoff Show on Atlanta’s 680 The Fan, the duo said that they have sources that say ESPN is closely monitoring reporter Joe Schad. Apparently, Schad has been […]

Let’s Start The Day With Why John Wall Should Stick To Basketball

The many failures of ceremonial first pitches are well documented. And though the list of celebrities, athletes, and famous people that can’t successfully throw a pitch from the mound to a catcher is long, there’s always room for more. Enter John Wall.