5 April Fools Sports Headlines

Today is April 1st, so that means it’s April Fools Day. So why don’t we all get in the spirit and come up with a few sports headlines that would definitely be considered April Fools jokes. Of course these will be a bit outlandish, but I guarantee some poor sap somewhere will believe at least […]

The Glory Lines 4/1/10

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Murray Head Approves Of The Tiger Woods Condom Mannequin In Bangkok (Sportress of Blogitude) Steve Phillips, Former Mets GM, Joins FanHouse (FanHouse) 2010 preseason schedule to feature entire 2009 playoff field […]

Are You Ready For A Mortgage On Your Season Tickets?

Remember when the “American Dream” was meeting someone you deem worthy to settle down with, have a few kids, and pay your mortgage for that house with the white picket fence? Well, that has all changed for a number of reasons that we won’t get into here. But what we will get into is the […]

They Sure Know How To Brawl In The SPHL

This aint your regular hockey fight. It’s a full out brawl that lasts six minutes. And ejections? How about 19 of them. Have some breaking news or an interesting story we should see? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com

The Glory Lines 3/31/10

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! ESPN Claim: John Clayton Does Not Have A Ponytail (Deadspin) USC (finally) bans agents and financial advisors from practice (College Football Talk) Does Home Court at the Final Four Help? (Rush […]

Here’s An Instructional Video On How To Have A Meltdown During A Hockey Game

Jim Playfair is the head coach of the AHL’s Abbotsford Heat. Now that you’ve been introduced, Playfair wants you to watch and learn how a meltdown should be done. And as you know, we love a good meltdown. The action takes a while to get going, but once it does, it really gets going. Have […]

Oregon And Phil Knight Planning To Make Tom Izzo An Offer He Will Refuse

It seems that Nike Chairman Phil Knight is tired of his alma mater being an afterthought when it comes to college basketball. So reportedly, he is prepared to back the University of Oregon Athletic Department in landing one of the biggest names in college basketball. And just in case you didn’t know, money won’t be […]

Santonio Holmes Is The Latest Steeler To Be Accused Of A Nightclub Attack

Steelers’ wide receiver Santonio Holmes is the latest Pittsburgh player to be tangled in legal issues stemming from a night out on the town. His allegations weren’t sexual, but they still could have him, and others, in some hot water. More nightclub problems for the Pittsburgh Steelers — this time one of their best wide […]

I’ve Found How I’m Picking My NCAA Tournament Bracket Next Year

With your NCAA tournament bracket being in the dump after the first weekend, it may be time for us all to rethink this whole “picking your bracket” thing. It’s obvious that picking “favorites” just isn’t working. Even if that favorite has been ranked #1 at some point in the season and their opponent has dudes […]

Just When You Thought You Had Seen Everything That Can Happen In A Soccer Match

There’s this: Yep, your eyes didn’t deceive you. That was definitely policemen in full riot gear hittin players with mace. The things you see on a soccer field. Via Unprofessional Foul Have some breaking news or an interesting story we should see? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com