"Pat Patriot" Will Pay For It

Well, at least one of the men that dons the “Pat Patriot” costume will pay for it. That man is 47-year-old Robert Sormanti. He was nabbed in a prostitution sting when he foolishly answered an ad on the adult section of Craigslist. Rhode Island State Police said they’ve arrested 14 people for prostitution-related crimes since […]

Mark Stoops To Be Named FSU Defensive Coordinator

Ever since longtime defensive coordinator Mickey Andrews announced his retirement, rumors have floated around the interwebs about who would be his replacement. We’ve heard names like Kirby Smart, Sal Sunseri, and Bud Foster. Well reports are trickling out that Mark Stoops will ultimately be the man who gets the job. University officials have confirmed that […]

Tiger Woods To Take An Indefinite Break From Golf

After a whirlwind of allegations and “transgressions”, Tiger Woods has decided to do the only thing he was left to do. Take some time off. I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again […]

Jonathan Babineaux Charged With Drug Possession

With the Atlanta Falcons headed into what most think is a must win game against the Saints this weekend, arguably the Falcons’ best defensive tackle was arrested last night on charges of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, amongst other things. Atlanta Falcons defensive tackle Jonathan Babineaux was arrested on charges of possession of […]

Cincinnati’s Players Not Exactly Thrilled With The News Of Brian Kelly Taking The Notre Dame Job

When Brian Kelly was announced as Notre Dame’s new head coach on yesterday, not many people can say that they were surprised, or that they even blinked an eye. We all saw this coming weeks, maybe even months ago. Despite pretty much the entire nation feeling that Kelly was going to be the Irish’s next head coach, the Cincinnati […]

Will Tracy McGrady start in the NBA’s All-Star game?

Houston Rockets guard and 7-time All-Star, Tracy McGrady appears to be headed back to the All-Star game as a starter. The only problem is that McGrady has yet to suit up and play in a game this season. How can this happen? Well, the powers that be, meaning the NBA executives, allow the fans to […]

The Glory Lines 12/11/09

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Edwards, Jets Seeking Help (Thunder Treats) Chad Ochocinco Changing His Last Name Yet Again (The Dugout Sports Show) AHL team has the “Tiger Woods foursome” ticket package (Guyism) Decade Debate: 15 […]

Pettite Had $11.75M Reasons To Remain A Yankee

While most 37-year old MLB players are lucky to get a deal worth 4 or 5 million, Andy Pettite’s 1-year deal is worth $11.75M. Pettite had a pretty good regular season. He went 14-8 and had a 4.16 ERA. His postseason performance was probably where he earned this payday. The vet was 4-0 and had a […]

Forget Brian Kelly And Randy Edsall, Some Alumni Want Tommy Tuberville

Notre Dame athletic director, Jack Swarbrick has conducted the search for Notre Dame’s new head coach with a quiet flair. We’ve only been able to rely on “reports” that Swarbrick has met with Kelly and “reports” that there may be mutual interest between the Irish and Edsall. And that’s all we have gotten so far. This […]

Seattle’s Lime Green Jerseys Are Gone Forever

They graced the field just once and we all gave a great big, WTF!!!!. And now they’re gone. Gone forever. We will never get watch the Seahawks run around looking like Sprite bottles with legs again. Told that reporters were just concerned the team would go back to green jerseys, Mora smiled and said: “Those have […]