The Glory Lines: Marlins Rookie Hazing, Derrick Rose Thinks He Can Be MVP, & Minnesota Gophers Will Target Tony Dungy If They Make A Coaching Change

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at Marlins Rookies Getting Hazed is Disturbingly Hilarious (Last Angry Fan) Nets constructing new deal for Anthony […]

Your NFL Power Rankings: Week 2

Week 2 is in the books, so here are your NFL Power Rankings. 1. Green Bay Packers (2-0) – Through two games it’s the Pack and not the Saints that look like the most COMPLETE team in the league. 2. New Orleans Saints (2-0) – The champs’ offense sure doesn’t look the same as last […]

If You So Much As Breathe In A NBA Game Next Season, You’re Getting A Tech

You enjoy the NBA because of the players and the great games. The NBA believes that you enjoy the NBA because of the many ridiculous technical fouls that are given out each year. So in keeping with that belief, the NBA has decided to expand its guideline on calling technical fouls. Or in layman’s terms, […]

UFL Turns To Creepy Ads To Convince You To “Get Closer To The Action”

It’s no secret that the UFL is facing an uphill battle when it comes to getting people to care about their league. I’ll just out on a limb and say that these ads won’t help at all. And If this ad with shirtless dude blended into a white board hasn’t completely creeped out, there’s more […]

Jack Clark Decides That He’s Done Discussing Those “Poopy In Their Pants” St. Louis Cardinals

St. Louis’ favorite ranter has decided to sit the rest of the season out. Not because of the backlash stemming from his criticisms of the St. Louis Cardinals, but because he suddenly he has better things to do. [Jack] Clark had been scheduled to appear as an analyst last Monday on FSM’s Cards postgame show, […]

Don Nelson Out As Warriors Head Coach

After 31 seasons and 1,335 wins as a NBA coach, Don Nelson was fired by the Golden State Warriors on Thursday. The new owners, Joe Lacub and Peter Guber, according to reports, will replace the 70-year-old Nelson with assistant Keith Smart. The Warriors have played an entertaining style of basketball for years, but have struggled […]

The Glory Lines: Danica Patrick Signs Some Man Boobs, Capitals And Penguins To Be Featured On HBO’sNHL 24/7, Braylon Edwards Could Face Jail Time In Ohio, & David Wells Calls Joe Torre A Coward

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at Danica Patrick Autographs Some Boobs (Slanch Report)NHL, HBO announce 24/7 series featuring Washington Capitals, Pittsburgh Penguins […]

Your College Football Previewrooski: Week 4

Last week turned out to be a good week as many games went down to the wire. Plenty of big games this week so let’s get to the picks. Record: 53-10 Game Of The Week #1 Alabama Crimson Tide VS #10 Arkansas Razorbacks On what looks like a jam-packed Saturday, this SEC west showdown sticks […]

All 11 Defenders Had A Chance To Stop This Game Winning Touchdown, But They Didn’t

The premise of this video is simple. A high school quarterback is scrambling for his life. All 11 defenders on the other team have a shot to bring him down. They all fail to bring him down and consequently, they lose the game. If you need anything further, Prep Rally has you covered. If all […]

Dwight Howard Prefers Kevin Durant Over LeBron James

Dwight Howard was on the Dan Patrick show yesterday and he discussed a myriad of topics. Most interesting was the “who would you rather have” question that finds its way on radio shows. The question usually involves Kobe Bryant and LeBron James, but Dan Patrick decided to go a different route. His question involved LeBron […]