Steven Strasburg May Be On The Shelf For A While

The news isn’t looking good for Washington Nationals rookie phenom. Right-hander Stephen Strasburg has a significant tear in his ulnar collateral ligament and will likely require Tommy John surgery, the Nationals announced in a conference call on Friday. Strasburg, who was originally placed on the disabled list because of a flexor strain on his right […]

University of Minnesota’s Offensive Line Turns To Horrible Haircuts To Help With Blocking

The Minnesota Golden Golphers offensive line had a little trouble blocking last season. So this summer they’ve decided to change some things. No, they’re not changing their scheme. No they’re not changing their stances. And no, they’re not putting in extra time. What they are changing is their hairstyles. Because we all know that’s the […]

The Glory Lines: Tiger Woods ‘Absolutely’ Belives He’ll Catch Jack Nicklaus, Albert Pujols Hits #400, & UNC Investigation Widens

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! If You Love Some Good Head (On Your Beer), You’ll Love Karen Sypher (Blackmail Ale) (Sportress of Blogitude) Pujols belts career home run No. 400 (MLB.com) UNC kicks Brown, Burney off […]

Roger Clemens To Be Arraigned On Monday

It was just last Thursday when Roger Clemens was indicted on perjury charges. And now he has been scheduled to be arraigned on those charges on Monday. A federal judge in Washington has set baseball pitcher Roger Clemens’s arraignment for 2 p.m. Monday, when he will face the court for the first time on charges […]

Hanley Ramirez Proves Once Again That Opting For The “Sisqo” Look Doesn’t Pay

For those of you who are not familiar with the artist know as “Sisqo”, here’s a primer. Now that you’ve been adequately primed, let’s delve into why a grown man should never, ever, ever try to recreate Sisqo’s look. For one, it’s simply ridiculous to walk around with head full of blond hair, unless you […]

AOL FanHouse Suspends Jay Mariotti

The professional repercussions for Jay Mariotti’s arrest over the weekend have started to surface. According to Sports Illustrated’s Richard Deitsch, AOL has suspended Mariotti indefinitely. Statement from an AOL spokesperson: “We are continuing to gather all the facts. In the meantime, we have suspended Jay Mariotti and are not featuring any new work from him.” […]

Alex Rodriguez Would Like To Provide Your Kids With Some Steroid Free Training Tips

The Glory Lines: NFL Owners Want An 18 Game Season, Steven Strasburg Likely Done For The Year, & JR Smith Sprewells A Dude

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Antonio Cromartie Baby Name Cheatsheet Wristband (Tauntr) Police: J.R. Smith Involved in Altercation at Nuggets Practice Facility (FanHouse) Cedric Benson Is Indispensable? Whudda Thunk It (The Legend of Cecilio Guante) Strasburg […]

Yao Ming Cleared For Basketball Activities

Here’s some good news for the Rockets. After missing all of last season with a foot injury that required surgery, Yao Ming has been cleared by a team doctor to resume basketball activities. HOUSTON (AP)—Houston Rockets All-Star center Yao Ming is confident that he’ll be ready for the start of the regular season after a […]

When Skydiving Before A Rangers Game Goes Wrong

Texas Rangers fans headed out to the ballpark last night to watch their Rangers. They did indeed get to see their Rangers beat the Minnesota Twins, but the night didn’t go off without a hitch. In fact, the hitch came before the game even got underway. During the pregame extravaganza, an Army skydiver attempted to […]