Clinton Portis Knows His Time In Washington Is Coming To An End

With all the talk about Donovan McNabb and Mike Shanahan this past season, Clinton Portis’ injury plagued season went under the radar until now. On Friday, Shanahan said that he was going to let Portis look around at other teams. Saturday morning, Portis was on 106.7 The Fan’s with Grant Paulsen and when told what […]

If Ozzie Guillen Was Truly Mad At Bobby Jenks, He Would Rip His Throat Out

White Sox Ozzie Guillen was uncharacteristically quiet while his son Oney went on his Twitter tirade ripping Bobby Jenks after Jenks decided to air out some dirty laundry from his time in Chicago. Guillen also remained uncharacteristically quiet about Jenks throughout the offseason. Well, the offseason is over and it’s time that Ozzie Guillen goes […]

ESPN’s Howard Bryant Arrested On Domestic Assault And Battery Charges

ESPN’s Howard Bryant, best known for his hoop earring and writing things here and there, was arrested on Saturday on domestic assault and battery charges. Bryant, allegedly, choked his estranged wife and hit a police officer in broad daylight in front of an area pizzeria. You simply can’t make this stuff up. A senior writer […]

Let’s Start The Week With The Louisville Cheerleader That Would Have Needed A Police Escort If The Cardinals Would Have Lost To Pitt

See, this why people go off about cheerleaders. This guy thinks the game is over, goes and grabs the basketball and proceeds to throw it in the air, and gets a technical foul in the process. I would have been very concerned for his safety if Louisville went on to lose the game.

The Glory Lines: Sidney Rice Wants To Test The Market, Warriors Buy Out Troy Murphy, & Braylon Edward’s Ridiculous Birthday Cake

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at Braylon Bday Partygoers Suffer Nasty Confection (SPORTSbyBROOKS) Hall of Famer Duke Snider, 84, dies (San Jose […]

Andray Blatche Is Using Twitter To Challenge Fans To Fights

It’s pretty obvious that playing for the Washington Wizards isn’t the most fun these days. Going out and getting demolished night after night gets old I’m sure. And it leaves the players with energy to spare seeing as though the games are often over by halftime. So it’s inevitably that the players will look for […]

Apparently Stripping Off Your Clothes During A Meltdown Gets You Suspended For The Rest Of The Season

You all remember Greg Pankewicz, right. He was the assistant coach for the Colorado Eagles that lost his mind (and clothes) during an argument with an official. Yeah, that guy. No doubt that we were all amused by Pankewicz’s meltdown, but apparently, the Central Hockey League isn’t. They are so not amused by Pankewicz’s penchant […]

And Here Is A Shawn Kemp Inspired Condom

Nothing really needs to be added here, but I guess we can let the guys from UNDRCRWN explain what doesn’t need explaining. It started with the idea of All Star Weekend…and well, what happens in L.A. stays in L.A., right? To do our part in promoting safe sex- UNDRCRWN has created Kemp-Inspired “Don’t Make It […]

Kendrick Perkins Being Traded Was Enough To Make Grown Men Cry

The shocker of yesterday’s NBA trade deadline was definitely the news that Kendrick Perkins was headed to Oklahoma City. When the news broke, we all had one of two reactions. Reaction #1: “What the h*ll are the Celtics doing?” Reaction #2. “D*#n, the Thunder are about to be nasty. Because I’m different than the rest […]

The Glory Lines: NBA Trade Deadline Winners, Rex Ryan Guarantees A Super Bowl Victory Again, & Chris Bosh Flops

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at Floyd Mayweather’s Birthday “Money Cake” (Cosby Sweaters) Celtics players react differently to trades (Boston Herald) 2011 […]