Mark Sanchez Named Jets Starting QB

New York Jets’ rookie and questionable poser, Mark Sanchez has been named the starting quarterback for the New York Jets. The Jets have seen enough of rookie Mark Sanchez and Kellen Clemens to determine a starter — and their choice is Sanchez, FOXSports.com has learned. Jets to name Sanchez winner in QB battle (Jay Glazer) […]

No more Santana; Mets’ ace out for season

As if the New York Mets season hasn’t been bad enough, they are once again firmly in shadow of the Yankees, 4th in the NL East and now they have lost their ace for the remainder of the season. The $137.5M man, Johan Santana, will have season ending surgery to have bone chips removed from […]

The Juiciest Jheri Curls In Sports History

Growing up in the 80′s allowed me to live through the glory years of the jheri curl. I witnessed the short ones, the afro ones, and the ones that sprawled down one’s back. With my own two eyes, I was able to see jheri curl juice on pillows, couches, towels, and even on the headrest […]

The Glory Lines 8/26/09

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! STEELERS POODLE IS MAKING ME CRY FROM LAUGHTER (PSAMP) The top 10 lottery busts of the last decade (Ball Don’t Lie) Cuff ‘Em: Gunshots Fired At Fantasy Football Party, Barking Labs […]

Former NBA ref Tim Donaghy back in the slammer

After serving a 1o-month sentence in federal prison for wire fraud and interstate gambling, former NBA referee Tim Donaghy is back in jail for a violation of probation. Guess what the violation was? He failed to show up for work. You would think that this guy learned his lesson, since he was beaten with a […]

Your NFL Preseason Power Rankings: 32-25

Keezy W. will be handling this season’s NFL power rankings here at No Guts. For some reason he’s a Denver Broncos fan so any complaints about blatant Denver Broncos homering should be done in the comments. 32. Detroit Lions 0-16. Any questions?? 31. St. Louis Rams They are the only team in league that I […]

Billy Wagner Channels His Inner Brett Favre And Accepts Trade To The Red Sox

After tough talk about not waving his no-trade clause, Billy Wagner decided to allow the Mets to trade him to the Boston Red Sox after all. The left-handed reliever, said to be certain that he would not waive his no-trade clause and accept a trade from the Mets to Boston, decided near Tuesday’s 1:30 p.m. […]

Beasley heads to rehab

Miami Heat star forward Michael Beasley has reportedly checked into a Houston rehab facility for depression according to philly.com writers. The troubles were noticed by the public initially when last week when Beasley posted several mysterious, or candid posts on his Twitter account. “Feelin like its not worth livin!!!!! I’m done” and “I feel like […]

New Miami Hurricanes Rap Song Comes Equipped With Driving Directions To Tallahassee

Yes indeed. College football is certainly in the air. And whenever there are new season winds blowing, aspiring artist are busy putting together inspirational songs for their favorite team. Much like G-Spot, S. Nim, Mike B., J Dub, and Ryan B have done for their Miami Hurricanes. (Language is a little salty in spots.) H/T […]

Philip Rivers Gets His Cash

It took a little bit of Rivers’ own negotiating, but the man who lead the league in quarterback rating last season finally got the contract extension that he was looking for. To the tune of six years and $92 million. The extension is for six years and is worth $92 million, a source told ESPN.com. […]

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