One Minute Jadeveon Clowney Was Getting A Standing Ovation In A Bar, The Next He Was Being Frisked By Police

The gem of South Carolina’s recruiting class and unanimous top high school player Jadeveon Clowney found himself in a bar late last night in Columbia, South Carolina. Upon stepping foot in the “Salty Nut”, the locals promptly gave their 18 year-old savior a standing ovation. Presumably, for signing with their beloved Gamecocks and because that’s […]

The Glory Lines: Scores From First Night Of Sweet Sixteen, Kevin Love May Be Out For The Rest Of Season, & Buck Showalter Rips Derek Jeter, Theo Epstein

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Bret Hart’s Unflattering Rendering of Hulk Hogan (The Big Lead) Derrick Williams and Arizona send No. […]

106 Year-Old Lakers Fan Loves Kobe Bryant And Derek Fisher, Doesn’t Love Lamar Odom

That young lady pictured above is Charlotte Cross. And she may very well be the oldest Lakers fan alive. Now, even though living to see the age of 106 is something for all of us to marvel at, there is another quality that Charlotte has that is more newsworthy, to me at least. That quality […]

Ochocinco Attends MLS Tryout

First there was the reality show ‘Ultimate Catch’ on VH-1, then came the T.Ocho show on Versus, and now we can catch Chad Ochocinco in a comedy of sorts as he “tries” out for Sporting Kansas City, a MLS franchise. The Cincinnati Bengals WR played soccer in high school, but obviously showed a significant amount […]

Everyone’s Favorite Fake Doctor/College Football Analyst Lou Holtz About To Officially Become A Fake Doctor

Lou Holtz is already parading himself as a doctor (amongst other things) so a particular university has decided to award him an honorary doctorate degree. Can you guess who? I’ll give you a minute to mull it over…. Yeah, I know you don’t need a minute. It’s obvious. Notre Dame. And yes, I know he’s […]

Next Time, Chris Bosh Will Think Twice Before Jumping With Rodney Stuckey

For some odd reason, Chris Bosh tried to be a shot blocker in 4th quarter of the Heat’s victory over the Pistons last night. And if you haven’t figured it out by now, he failed miserably. So for his failures, he got to be a part of a Rodney Stuckey poster. Just another lesson for […]

Ohio States Fans Come Out For The Chance To Take A Photo With A Memorabilia Signing Jim Tressel Robot

We’ve done our share our casually mocking southern schools for their Walmart BCS trophy photos, but this has to take the cake. Sure, Jim Tressel won’t be coaching for a while. And sure, he gave the Ohio State faithful an apology that wasn’t really an apology. But the love seems to continue to flow for […]

The Glory Lines: Steven Strasburg To Start The Season On The DL, Arkansas Hires Mike Anderson & Blake Griffin Gets His First Triple Double

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Floyd “Money” Mayweather Jr. Bets $41,000 on Bulls Game (Helmet and Pads Required) Mike Krzyzewski still […]

Sacramento May Be Losing The Kings

The Sacramento Kings reign in Sacramento may soon be over. Sacramento’s Mayor and former NBA player Kevin Johnson, believes and posted on his blog that the team will likely relocate to Anaheim next season. Of course, money is the culprit. The Maloof brothers, owners of the Kings, have been battling to secure public funds to […]

And Here’s A Photo From The Bruce Pearl Rally That May Or May Not Be Real (Hopefully It’s Real)

Some things just don’t need any explanation. This picture, that we pray is real and even if it isn’t, we still pray that it’s real, is one of them. Via @ChrisVernonShow