The Glory Lines 12/15/09

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Photo Gallery: Chris ‘Birdman’ Andersen plays Santa (Ball Don’t Lie) Fitzgerald leaves with knee injury (PFT) NBA ‘Watchability’ Scale: Ranking Every Team Based On Entertainment, Not Talent (SB Nation)Matsui Agrees With […]

Jim Leavitt Allegedly Gets Physical With One Of His Players

The folks in Tampa have grown to love Jim Leavitt. They love his passion for the University of South Florida, his crazy antics, and that he has won some big games. Those wins have some USF homers thinking that there is a Big 4 in Florida. Even Leavitt himself thinks that’s absurd. Maybe one day, […]

Roy Halladay Sent To The Phillies, Cliff Lee To The Mariners?

SI’s John Heyman just dropped this bombshell: The Phillies are in agreement on a three-team trade with the Mariners and Blue Jays to acquire star pitcher Roy Halladay, SI.com has learned. Sources say Halladay will agree to a contract extension to complete the deal. The Mariners would wind up with Cliff Lee in the deal. […]

John Lackey Reportedly Taking Physical For The Red Sox

The Red Sox may not be able to keep Jason Bay, so they’ve moved on to Angels’ pitcher John Lackey. And from all indications, they may be in the driver’s seat to land him. John Lackey traveled to Boston for a physical exam Monday, and a baseball source said the Red Sox are making progress […]

At The University Of Missouri, The Players Assault The Cheerleaders

Just look at these faces. Poor girls. They just wanted to go to school, get their degree, and cheer. Nothing more, nothing less. Instead, they have to go through an ordeal like getting assaulted by a student athlete. I was taught to never hit a woman. Someone should kick this guy’s you know what. Totally, […]

DeMarcus Ware Has A Sprained Neck, Resting At Home

During yesterday’s loss to the Chargers, Cowboys linebacker DeMarcus Ware suffered a sprained neck. Luckily, the injury looked worse than it turns out to be. Ware is resting at home after checking out of a local hospital Sunday night with a sprained neck. Ware was carted off the field in the fourth quarter of Sunday’s […]

ESPN Throws Antonio Cromartie Under The Bus

Don’t know if you watched ESPN’s Outside The Lines yesterday, but they ran a story about Florida State’s academic issues that led to them being put on probation. The thing that caught my eye was when it was stated that Antonio Cromartie’s agent, Gary Wichard declined to be interviewed for the story but admitted that Cromartie has some “language […]

Weekly Rewind

The Weekly Rewind is our recap of some of the most captivating stories of the previous week. Ingram’s Heisman pose- Alabama RB Mark Ingram won the Heisman Trophy on Saturday in New York. Ingram became the third consecutive sophomore to win the award and became the Crimson Tide’s first Heisman winner. With 18 TD’s and […]

"Pat Patriot" Will Pay For It

Well, at least one of the men that dons the “Pat Patriot” costume will pay for it. That man is 47-year-old Robert Sormanti. He was nabbed in a prostitution sting when he foolishly answered an ad on the adult section of Craigslist. Rhode Island State Police said they’ve arrested 14 people for prostitution-related crimes since […]

Mark Stoops To Be Named FSU Defensive Coordinator

Ever since longtime defensive coordinator Mickey Andrews announced his retirement, rumors have floated around the interwebs about who would be his replacement. We’ve heard names like Kirby Smart, Sal Sunseri, and Bud Foster. Well reports are trickling out that Mark Stoops will ultimately be the man who gets the job. University officials have confirmed that […]