Henry Burris Doesn’t See What The Big Deal Is About Him Being Pictured Wearing A Bra

A CFL story doesn’t usually grace the pages of this great establishment, unless of course it’s particularly newsworthy. And before we get into this, I would like to take this opportunity to inform you that this story isn’t particularly newsworthy. But if we want to let Calgary Stampeders quarterback Henry Burris explain why he shouldn’t […]

The Glory Lines: Reds Clinch The NL Central, Tommie Harris Wants Out Of Chicago, Dez Bryant Hazing Leads To A $54,000 Dinner Bill, & NFL Investigating Nick Collins Incident

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Drunken Old Man A Hit With The Ladies (With Leather) Walsh says Knicks didn’t tamper with […]

Shaq: "The Big Loser"

Shaquille O’Neal is one of the greatest big men to ever play in the NBA. With four NBA titles and a countless number of individual awards, he has definitely made his mark on the league. Nevertheless, Shaq has become more bitter and hypocritical with age. It’s no secret that Shaq and former teammate Kobe Bryant […]

Someone Must’ve Forgotten To Tell Tiger Woods That It Was Ok For Him To Bring A Date To The Ryder Cup

Pavin and the boys didn’t have to do Tiger like this. They could’ve told him that everyone was bringing a date for the Ryder Cup. And I don’t want to hear, “Tiger wouldn’t have brought anyone.”. That’s complete bs. The man is a divorced man, who loves the company of a nice young woman. So […]

Let’s Watch Serial Nut Grabber Shaun Smith Show Anthony Davis What A Serial Nut Grabber Does

Kansas City Chiefs defensive end Shaun Smith has been now accused of “illegal touching” twice in a two week span. Last week Cleveland Browns center Alex Mack brought Smith’s love of grabbing another man’s balls to everyone’s attention, and now the 49ers’ Anthony Davis has cosigned. But unlike Mack’s claim, Davis doesn’t have to rely […]

What We Learned: College Football’s Week 4

Week 4 is in the books. Let’s see what we learned. Texas was overrated from the beginning.  Texas came into the UCLA game with the top rushing defense and got ran through for 264 yards at home. Garrett Gilbert didn’t look impressive and their running attack is just terrible. Texas has to put this loss […]

The Glory Lines: Marlins Rookie Hazing, Derrick Rose Thinks He Can Be MVP, & Minnesota Gophers Will Target Tony Dungy If They Make A Coaching Change

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Marlins Rookies Getting Hazed is Disturbingly Hilarious (Last Angry Fan) Nets constructing new deal for Anthony […]

Your NFL Power Rankings: Week 2

Week 2 is in the books, so here are your NFL Power Rankings. 1. Green Bay Packers (2-0) – Through two games it’s the Pack and not the Saints that look like the most COMPLETE team in the league. 2. New Orleans Saints (2-0) – The champs’ offense sure doesn’t look the same as last […]

If You So Much As Breathe In A NBA Game Next Season, You’re Getting A Tech

You enjoy the NBA because of the players and the great games. The NBA believes that you enjoy the NBA because of the many ridiculous technical fouls that are given out each year. So in keeping with that belief, the NBA has decided to expand its guideline on calling technical fouls. Or in layman’s terms, […]

UFL Turns To Creepy Ads To Convince You To “Get Closer To The Action”

It’s no secret that the UFL is facing an uphill battle when it comes to getting people to care about their league. I’ll just out on a limb and say that these ads won’t help at all. And If this ad with shirtless dude blended into a white board hasn’t completely creeped out, there’s more […]