The Glory Lines: NBA Trade Deadline Winners, Rex Ryan Guarantees A Super Bowl Victory Again, & Chris Bosh Flops

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Floyd Mayweather’s Birthday “Money Cake” (Cosby Sweaters) Celtics players react differently to trades (Boston Herald) 2011 […]

Celtics Trade Kendrick Perkins And Nate Robinson To Oklahoma City Thunder

In a trade that no one (even you) saw coming, the Boston Celtics have traded Kendrick Perkins and Nate Robinson to the Thunder according to Yahoo! Sports’ Adrian Wojnarowski. The Boston Celtics have reached an agreement in principle to trade Kendrick Perkins(notes) to the Oklahoma City Thunder for forward Jeff Green(notes) and center Nenad Krstic(notes), […]

Bart Scott To Appear On TNA

Not all of the New York Jets are in mourning over a second consecutive AFC Championship loss. According to FOX Sports, Jets’ linebacker, Bart Scott, has signed on to appear on TNA’s March 3 show. Scott, known for his pre/post-game vitriolic rhetoric, is a hard core wrestling fan and will now join the list of […]

John Fox, Once Again, Proclaims His Love For Mediocre Quarterbacks By Naming Kyle Orton His Starter

Before we begin, please don’t take this as an indication that I think Tim Tebow is a starting quarterback in the NFL because I don’t. What this is though is an indication that I think John Fox shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions regarding the quarterback position. Ever. This is the same man that hitched […]

Adam Wainwright To Have Tommy John Surgery, Out For The Season

Tommy La Russa just can’t catch a break. With Albert Pujols’ lack of a new contract already hanging over his team’s head, he now has to deal with losing Adam Wainwright for the season to Tommy John surgery. Cardinals general manager John Mozeliak announced on Thursday morning that, as expected, ace Adam Wainwright will require […]

Breaking: Sammy Sosa’s Skin Is Now Orange

Okay, let’s recap for anyone who is new to the “What color will Sammy Sosa’s skin be next?” game. First, he showed up in Vegas with a new (and lighter) skin tone. Then, it was supposedly back to normal. Then, Sosa showed in Miami with, again, a new (and lighter) skin tone. And now? Well, […]

Tim Floyd Gets Ejected, Loses His Mind, Requires A Police Escort Back To The Locker Room

Tim Floyd has quietly coached UTEP to a 20-8 record in his first year as their coach. The allegations that he paid OJ Mayo to attend USC, allegations that ultimately caused him to resign, have become a distant memory. And Floyd, from all accounts, has been a model citizen at his new gig. Floyd has […]

The Glory Lines: Baron Davis Gets Traded To The Cavs, Tiger Woods Is Bounced In The First Round Of Match Play Championship, & Vanderbilt’s Mascot Punches A Student

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. The Cubs Have Derek Jeter On Their Billboards (Tremendous Upside Potential) Clippers trade Baron Davis For […]

Utah Jazz Trade Deron Williams To The New Jersey Nets

After speculation that Deron Williams had a hand in Jerry Sloan’s decision to step down, the Utah Jazz have now shipped the All Star off to New Jersey in exchange for Derrick Favors and Devin Harris according to Yahoo! Sports’ Adrian Wojnaroski. The Utah Jazz have agreed to deal All-Star point guard Deron Williams(notes) to […]

Caltech Wins Its First Conference Game In 26 Years, So I Guess That Deserves A Post

After 26 years of taking L after L in Southern California Intercollegiate Athletic Conference play, the Caltech men’s basketball team finally got a W. So of course, there was court rushing, celebrating, and talk of goals that don’t involve winning a conference game. Caltech posted its first conference victory in more than 26 years Tuesday, […]