The "U" signs Shannon to 4-year extension

The University of Miami has decided to extend their head football coach’s contract. On Wednesday night Randy Shannon agreed to a 4-year extension with the university. Though the football program has shown signs of improvement, the team only managed a 21-17 record during the first three years of Shannon’s tenure. It’s plausible that Miami wants […]

Report: 16-Year-Old Told Friend That She Didn’t Have Sex With Lawrence Taylor

The 16-year-old hooker whose claims about having sex with ex-Giant Lawrence Taylor led to a rape charge against him actually bragged to a friend about making “easy money” because “I didn’t even have to f— him,” a source told The Post.The friend, who drove with the hooker to meet Taylor that night, has given a […]

Montreal Canadiens Fans Celebrate Win Over Penguins The Only Way They Know How, With A Riot

The Montreal Canadians pulled off a shocking 5-2 Game 7 win over the Pittsburgh Penguins to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals last night. And how does Montreal fans celebrate when their team pulls off a shocking victory over the defending Stanley Cup champs? Let us count the ways. 1. Vandalism2. Bottle tossing3. Looting4. Crowd […]

The Glory Lines 5/13/10

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Mike Brown’s playbook (Sports Pickle) Tebow reportedly turning down 7-figure endorsement deals to focus on football (Palm Beach Post) Mariners blackballing reporter who wrote story about Griffey sleeping during game (Hardball […]

Kimbo Slice Gets Some Punching Advice From Michael Jai White

White sounds like he knows what he is talking about, but punching is not Kimbo’s problem. Protecting himself from leg kicks is his problem. Have some breaking news or an interesting story we should see? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com

Breaking: Sammy Sosa’s Skin Is Black Again

I know you routinely awake in cold sweats wondering if Sammy Sosa’s skin is ok. Well wonder no more because we finally have eyewitnesses that can vouch that Sosa’s skin is indeed fine. Last weekend at club Liv at the Fontainebleau in Miami Beach, “Sosa looked back to his usual color and was partying with […]

The Glory Lines 5/12/10

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Joe Johnson is not well liked in Atlanta (Guyism) Jerome Bettis Is A Fat Golfer (PSAMP) League waits to hear back on Roethlisberger, who finishes treatment (NFL.com) Citi Field’s Garbage Problem […]

Joe Johnson’s stock has dropped

If Joe Johnson was a publicly traded company, his stock prices would be dirt cheap after his lackluster performance in the Eastern Conference Semifinals against the Orlando Magic. After averaging 21 points, 5 rebounds and 5 assists in the Hawks first round series against the Milwaukee Bucks, Johnson only averaged 12 points while shooting 29 […]

Questionable Poses: Les Miles Goes Back To School

Now usually I wouldn’t make fun of a guy because he was playing around with kids for a good cause. But I thought these two pictures were just too good to pass up. These shots were taken as Les Miles was taking part in the “Real Men Read” promotion at an elementary school. I commend […]

Boston Mayor Proves That He’s Not Your Go To Guy For Boston Sports Moments

Everyone has the uncle that likes to talk, and likes to be wrong about everything he likes to talk about. Because you know he likes to talk, and he likes to be wrong, you usually just let him talk and continue to be wrong. Mainly because it really doesn’t matter that he is spewing nonfactual […]

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