The Glory Lines: Carmelo Anthony Is Finally Traded To The Knicks, Isiah Thomas Still Influencing The Knicks, & Joakim Noah To Return On Wednesday

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Peter King Is The Latest In A Long Line Of Management Stooges (Deadspin) Nuggets trade Carmelo […]

And Here’s Charles Barkley Doing ‘The Dougie’ During All Star Weekend, If You’re Interested In That Sort Of Thing

You just never know what Barkley will do when the camera is on.

Here’s The Tale Of The Time Ronaldo Wore A Diaper During Copa America

With soccer great Ronaldo announcing his retirement recently, predictably colleagues want to share memorable moments from his storied career. Moments that will let us in on just the type of man Ronaldo is. Former manager Vanderlei Luxemburgo recently revealed one of those memorable moments, but I’m not sure it shows us what type of man […]

Well, It Didn’t Take Long For A T-Shirt About Tree Poisoner Harvey Updyke To Surface

We all knew that it was only a matter of time before Auburn fans responded to Harvey Updike’s poisoning of Toomer’s Oak. And in typical southern retaliation, the response comes via a t-shirt. This rivalry is really starting to get crazy. Via Zazzle

Let’s Start The Week By Watching Colorado Eagles’ Assistant Coach Take Off His Clothes During A Meltdown

We’ve chronicled quite a few meltdowns here at No Guts. But today’s is a first. For the first time ever, we get to witness an assistant coach lose him. And while he’s losing his mind, he loses his clothes. Also a first. Of course, there’s a story behind Colorado Eagles’ assistant Greg Pankewicz’s meltdown, but […]

The Glory Lines: Dr. J Tongues Down Javale McGee’s Mother, Bryant McKinnie $100K Bar Tab, & Trevor Bayne Wins The Daytona 500

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Dr. J (Julius Erving) Slips Pam McGee, Javale McGee’s Mom the Tongue (Black Sports Online) Trevor […]

Report: Nets, Nuggets Have A Deal In Place For Carmelo Anthony

I know you’re tired of all the speculation. I am too. But here’s more! According to The Record, the New Jersey Nets and the Denver Nuggets have a deal in place that would send Carmelo Anthony to the Nets. All that’s left is Carmelo to sign off on the deal. The Nets and Nuggets have […]

Fox To Use Glowing Cars For Daytona 500

Yes, glowing cars. Well actually, they’ll be using thermal cameras, but glowing cars sounds a lot better right? The idea is that packs of cars can spew so much heat that cars trailing them have to back off or their engines will overheat. The glows, from two thermal cameras normally used to spot overheating in […]

The Glory Lines: Lakers Unlikely To Make A Trade, Carmelo To Meet With Nets, Knicks Owners, & Gary Sheffield Retires

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. A collection of escape attempts by Donald Trump’s hair (Out of Bounds) Carmelo Anthony to meet […]

How Much Money Is Pujols Really Worth?

St. Louis Cardinals 3-time MVP Albert Pujols arrived at training camp today without a long term deal in place. Pujols, undeniably, has been the best hitter in baseball since he arrived in the MLB in 2001. In 10 seasons, Pujols has accumulated 408 HR’s, a .331 BA and 1230 RBI’s. He has never hit below […]