The Glory Lines: Vote For Madden ’12 Cover Athlete, Lawrence Taylor To Be Designated As A Sex Offender, & Matt Cooke Suspended For Rest Of The Season And First Round Of Playoffs

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Man with glorious triple Mohawk arrested after skateboard assault (Off The Bench) Matt Cooke suspended for […]

And Here’s An European Basketball Game Ending That Makes The Announcer Scream, Laugh, Cry, And Scream Some More

For those of you that are fluent Spanish speakers, you’ll enjoy this announcer’s journey from screaming to laughing to crying and back to screaming. For those of you that aren’t fluent Spanish speakers, you also will enjoy this announcer’s journey from screaming to laughing to crying and back to screaming. So all in all, it’s […]

Report: Tennessee Fires Bruce Pearl

The “worst dressed coaches” fraternity has had yet another of their own suffer a job. First, it was Sidney Lowe and today, Bruce Pearl. A person with knowledge of the decision says Tennessee has fired Bruce Pearl after a season that saw the coach charged with unethical conduct for lying to NCAA investigators during a […]

I Guess It’s Safe To Say That Curt Schilling Thinks Manny Ramirez Did Steroids

The ever opinionated Curt Schilling got just a tad bit bored on Friday so he took to his Twitter account for a little Q&A session with his followers. During his session that went on for a couple of days, Schilling gave his opinion on such subjects like “the best ground crew” and “favorite teammates” during […]

The Secret To Mark Cuban’s Baby Face? Foot Cream

Mark Cuban was kind enough to share with us one of his most intimate beauty secrets. We should all be grateful to Cuban because he has unlocked the secret ingredient to the fountain of youth. Foot cream. But not on your feet, obviously. On your face, not so obviously. When Mark Cuban taped a guest […]

A Lady Named Alyse Lahti Johnson, Who Just So Happens To Be Tiger Woods’ New Girlfriend, Was Once Arrested On Suspicion Of DUI

Order is slowly beginning to be restored in Tiger Woods’ life. Yes, he still sucks on the golf course, but he reportedly has a new lady in his life. And the new lady isn’t just your typical lady. She’s young, blonde, and has an affinity for drinking and driving. Just like he likes em. Tiger […]

Let’s Start The Week With Danica Patrick Swearing Like A Nascar Driver Should

Yeah, I know you have your doubts about Danica Patrick being a full fledged Nascar driver. And though she may not have convinced you with her driving, this F-bomb that she dropped after Ryan Truex crashed her out at the EZ Seed 300 certainly shows that she has that part of being a Nascar driver […]

The Glory Lines: Greg Gumbel Forgets He Works For CBS, Barry Bonds’ Perjury Trial Begins Today, & Eagles Ready To Trade Kevin Kolb

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Chris Kluwe Mocks Roger Goodell’s Letter, Lockout on White Board (Larry Brown Sports) Bonds trial begins, […]

Reporting San Diego State NCAA Tournament Updates Is A Dangerous Job, But Someone Has Do It

And that someone is 10News Sports Director Ben Higgins. Higgins risks getting run over by a SUV in reverse yesterday just so the people of San Diego can get their updates about the Aztecs. Now that’s dedication.

If You’re A Fan Of NCAA Tournament Office Pools, You Might Not Want To Get A Job At ESPN

While you’re building a repore with your coworkers through the joy of gambling your hard earned money on your NCAA tournament bracket this month, the poor saps at ESPN are stuck working and getting things done. Because up in Bristol, the art of office pooling is outlawed. And it’s because a few ESPN crew members […]